VOD - 3 Year Old Reviews Star Wars

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I normally don’t post those “awh that’s cute” videos that your girl friend or wife forces you to watch, but since this one involves Star Wars I will make an exception. Plus even a grumpy asshole like me thinks this is sort of cute. Enjoy ladies.

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Get Naked Win An Academy Award

Flip, flop, and serve them like flapjacks, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I had a long ass day at school, but I figured I would throw up one more post. I didn’t watch that snooze fest on Sunday, but two of the winners this year have been known to show a lil skin and that’s worth doing a post about. The chick that was the screen writer for a movie about a pregnant teen used to be, wait for it…..a stripper. Though she is not the typical silicone blonde stripper that you see dancing to put herself through “college” She has the whole Suicide Girl thing going for her and with a name like Diablo Cody, she can always become a masked Mexican wrestler if the whole screen writing and stripping thing doesn’t work out. The other naked Oscar winner is some chick that I have never heard of. Marion Cotillard picked up Best Actress for some movie I never heard of. I am just guessing, but by the looks of her razor skills, Marion is from France. That means she probably smokes 4 packs a day, likes to eat croissants and snails, often wears a silly looking beret, doesn’t use deodorant, smells bad and hates America, but what do you care if all that was true, she is naked in these videos.

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Diablo Cody at the Oscars with clothes on...yawnnnnn













Marion Cotillard at the Oscars with her clothes on... boring

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VOD - Im F***ing Seth Rogan, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the day. Im waiting for a class to start so real quick, here is the Im Fucking Seth Rogan video along with the Matt Damnon and Ben Affleck versions from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Class is starting got to go bitches, but before I go the audio is NSFW so turn your speakers down.

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UPDATE – Since I was rushed to get this up before my class started, I figured I would give you some more info on this. The Seth Rogan version is from the set of Kevin Smith’s next flick, Zack And Miri Make A Porno. The video went dead, so it’s been replaced by one that is working. Thanks to Alan for sending this to me early this morning. See, sometimes I really do read the emails you guys send in.


SETH ROGAN



MATT DAMON - the one that spawned the others



Ben Affleck

Jessica Alba Oscar Horror

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well the Oscars were tonight and a bunch of films and people I have never heard of won a statue of a naked gold man. Is it any wonder why women and gay men love this shit. Out of all the movies nominated, I only saw Juno and since I knew it wasn’t going to win any awards and because I like boobs, I didn’t watch what I am sure was as exciting as a documentary on quilts. Well since it was all about the movies tonight, I figured I would finally throw up these pictures of Jessica Alba recreating some horror flicks. These pictures are from Latina magazine, which is surprisingly printed in English and only five months late on doing something for Halloween. I guess they are like the Taco Bell of the Latin magazine community. Well she may be knocked up, engaged and fully clothed in these pics, but it is still Jessica Alba and worth a post. I really think her fiancée is a tard, because she wouldn’t have had to poke a hole in my condom to get me to purpose. Even if she is a mega bitch, has bad breath or is a dead lay, she is Jessica fuckin Alba.

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VOD - Internet Party and People Too

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I don’t feel like typing, so just watch the damn video. Just for shit and giggles, I also threw up Internet People for the 5 of you that haven’t seen it yet.

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INTERNET PARTY


INTERNET PEOPLE

Kate Beckinsale Has Freezer Door Nipples

Still flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Im taking a quick break from a paper so no time for chit chat bitches. Enjoy these new pictures of my favorite MILF Kate Beckinsale, one of which is a great opening the freezer door nipple shot.

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an theres your freezer nipples

Lohan Channels Nude Monroe

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s Presidents Day and what better way to celebrate then with pictures of Lindsay Lohan channeling everyone’s favorite President fucker, Marylin Monroe. I have to say that rehab does a body good, as Lohan is back to the hot freckled body that we all know an love. Granted I have been laid up for awhile cause of the stroke and on a drought that would make the Sierra Dessert look like a water park, but Id be more then happy to play connect the dots with Lohans freckles. Luckily for us Britney Spears is to crazy to know it’s Presidents Day or we would have ended up with a fat chick in a stained blue dress holding a cigar and chowing down on some Twinkies and HoHos. Well since her movies haven’t been doing to well, perhaps we will be seeing more pictures like this of Lohan. So what you guys think, is Lohan back or just desperate?

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Olivia Munn In Complex

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I don’t think I have ever been so happy to see some non nude pics of a chick, but Olivia Munn is no ordinary chick. I used to watch her everyday when I got home from class, her great looks and yes her personality, quickly moved her into my top ten list. Sadly I have been on withdraws though, because my cable company sucks donkey balls and I no longer get G4. Besides taking away my daily Olivia fix, they also took away VS., so I can no longer watch NHL, WEC or Tap Out, which makes me a sad panda. So, these pictures of Olivia recreating some classic movie scenes is like an early birthday present for me. What other movies do you think they should have done? I think they should have got her back in the Princess Leia Slave outfit she wore last year. I will try to knock out some of the many requests this week, just be patient as I am still trying to get back into the swing of things.

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Wierd Science


Dumb and Dumber


Something About Mary


Waynes World


Dodgeball


Fast Times at Ridgemont High