Keeley Hazell The Topless Calender

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The last time I posted up a HBOTD, I was pissed that Keeley Hazell who is known for showing off her amazing 32 E’s would put out a nipple free calendar. Well thankfully another calendar came out and this pitcher of Koolaid isn’t missing any sugar. Its good to be back and thanks for all the get well wishes, now enjoy the uncovered memories bitches!

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Lucy Pinder Steps In The Ring

Flip, flop and flap it’s another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasnt planning on posting these bad scans of Lucy Pinder’s most recent spread in Nuts, but I have gotten a couple of request for them and figured I would throw them up to stop the emails. You may recall that Lucy was notorious for always covering up her huge breasts, many figured it was because she had a third nipple or just Fed up National Geographic nipples. Well she quit covering them up and turns out the only thing that was wrong with them was that they weren’t in my mouth. My guess is she covered them up to drive up the price for her to go topless, see not all big titty girls are dumb. Ok back to studying for yet another fucking test, enjoy the pics bitches.

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Waking Up With Michelle Marsh

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Before I start to work on another damn paper for one of my classes, I figured I would at least knock out one of the most popular requests, Michelle Marsh. Instead of posting the newest pictures from Nuts or Zoo, like those other blogs, I went digging into the WWJ Vault of Porn to bring you some vintage Michelle, circa 2003. So if you ever wondered what it would be like to wake up with Michelle, now you will know. Granted if she was waking up next to me she wouldn’t be wasting time looking at the paper and reading the mail, her ass would be in the kitchen making me some fucking French Toast.

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British Invasion Finale

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So everyone said I was either crazy or high on glue when I wrote about my British Big Boob Conspiracy. I still stand by my claims that all these big boobed hot chicks were genetically engineered by the British government to invade the US and take back the country for the Queen. I know it is hard to believe, that’s why I am going to show you some undeniable proof of their plans. Some good CIA spies gave their lives to take these pictures of this failed attempt by the British to invade the US. Thanks to lots of alcohol and a huge lesbian orgy, the Royal Navy never made it’s way across the pond. So that wraps up the British Invasion posts, the bitches of reality TV is on tap for next week. However, up next is the only way that I could think of to pay tribute to Star Wars turning 30, tons of girls in Star Wars costumes.

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Lucy Pinder Topless

Flipping and flopping on with the British Invasion, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Due to being so busy with school, I never got around to posting a lot of great pictures. One of those sets I never got around to was of Lucy Pinder finally showing off her breasts. She was notorious for posing topless and always covering up just enough to make it PG-13. Some said it was because she was too classy to pose nude, but I was beginning to wonder if she had some kind of deformity. Like and extra nipple or perhaps one of her nipples got cut off in a bad bike accident. Then it dawned on me that she could possible be a mutant and there could be some wise rebel leader living in her breast, you know like in Total Recall. Even though these pictures debunk all my theories as to why she didn’t show them, I still think there is a mutant hiding in there and it is planning the invasion.

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Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi

Flipping and flopping hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s time to get back to the ongoing British Invasion of WWJ. Last week I did a Two for Tuesday with Hanna Hilton and because I was too lazy to think of anything clever to put on the picture I am doing it again today. These pictures of Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi are from earlier this year, but still worth a look. In case you were wondering Jana likes long walks on the beach at night, Italian cuisine…. Shit, who cares what she likes, just look at those 34G’s.

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Keeley Hazell FHM May 2007

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The other day when I posted some pictures of Michelle Marsh, I said that I would post some more of the British Big Boobed Conspiracy girls over the next couple of days. Well today is day 2 of the British Invasion and my former obcession, Keeley Hazell is up to bat. Sadly her last couple of spreads have been pretty boring and this one is no different. She may no longer be on my top 5, but I would still tap that harder then a keg in a AA meeting. I have a stop on the WWJ Summer Drinking Tour on Saturday and Mother’s Day is on Sunday, so no more British Boobage until Monday.

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MIchelle Marsh Maxim May 2007

Flipping and flopping, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. With Tony Blair being all over the news this morning, I figured it was time to take a look at some of the girls from across the pond. It has been a long time since I posted any pictures of the British Big Boob Conspiracy girls, so the next couple of days will be like a British invasion here at WWJ. First up, Michelle Marsh and her religious tramp stamp. I am not really religious, but I think I would feel weird shooting that target.

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Sacrelige to hit the target??.. The End

The Keeley Hazell Sex Tape

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So I promised I would do two posts this weekend. The first was Hannah Hilton pictures along with a video, while the second was SI cover model Carolyn Murphy’s sex tape. Well you can thank WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta for those not making it to the site today. For those of you who visit the site often, you know that I have a slight obsession with the leader of the British Big Boob Conspiracy, Keeley Hazel. So today, Tim sent me the Holy Grail, the Keeley Hazel Sex Tape!! Ok so the camera work is worst then the Paris Hilton tape and you really don’t get to see enough of Keeley, but I’m not complaining. I will get to the other posts I promised, later this week, until then enjoy some Keeley. Huge thanks goes to my new hero Tim!!

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UPDATE

Since some peeps had trouble watching the video, here it is in another format.

PART ONE




PART TWO

Keeley Hazell and the Topless 100 of 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Zoo is by far the best magazine I have never read. They are the guys responsible for Keeley Hazell and the rest of the British Big Boob Conspiracy All Stars. What better way to start the New Year then with their recap of the 100 Hottest Topless Pictures of 2006. To make it even better, they have Keeley giving her expert opinion. So unless you live in England, you wont know many of these girls, but hey they are topless so does it really matter you don’t them?

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Some more of your winner the lovely Miss Keeley.









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Keeley Hazell 2007 Calendar

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Last week I posted up Lucy Pinder’s 2007 Calendar and I couldn’t go without posting the calendar of my favorite Big Boobed British chick, Keeley Hazell. I have what some call “an unhealthy obsession” with Keeley, but I have never put much into this so called psychology. I have actually caught some slack for not keeping you up to date with new Keeley pictures, but I am now off the meds and later this week I will bring you a super king kong mega post of all the pictures I never got around to posting. Until then, have fun marking the Keeley calendar.

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Lucy Pinder 2007 Calendar

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. In my on going quest to prove my British Big Boob Theory, I give you Lucy Pinder. Unlike the other ladies that appear in the UK’s men magazines, Miss Pinder never shows all of her massive cans. No, she has become a master at the art of the nipple cover. Perhaps she has weird nipples and is insecure. Maybe one is an innie and one is an outtie or she has those long National Geographic ones that you could hang your clothes on. I have a hypothesis that her nipples omit a powerful laser, much like Cyclopes eyes in X-Men. You may think I am crazy, but we will see who is crazy when the British invasion starts and you see footage of Lucy ripping her bra off to take out our troops with her killer high beams!!

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Sophie Howard in UFC Ring HQ pics

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Ok its been awhile since I have done one of these and since I have another extremely busy weekend ahead of me, it may be a couple more days before I do another one. Yes I know a ton of new Keeley Hazel pictures are out and I will do a mega post of all them next week, but until then you will have to settle for another member of The British Big Boob Invasion, Sophie Howard. Anyone who knows me knows I love 3 things, Boobs, UFC and Mountain Dew, so when there are pictures that included at least two of those you can guarantee I am going to post them. Save your email fuck tard, I know she isn’t in a UFC ring.

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Keeley Hazell 2007 Calendar and HQ Nuts Topless pictures

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well I decided not to go to the Borat screening tonight, so I figured I would at least do something productive with my night. Thanks to new of pictures of Brittan’s secret 32E starred general, Keeley Hazell, my on going mission to prove the British Big Boob Conspiracy Theory has once again gained momentum. You can save your emails, telling me similar sites have already posted these. I held off posting these for a reason. Today is WWJ’s Internet Gangsta, Tim’s birthday and since he is the only one I know that gets as excited as I do when new Keeley pictures surface, I held off posting them until today. Hopefully these pictures will hold him over until I get a chance to take him to Hooters for his birthday.


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2007 is already shaping up to be a good year!








The pictures from Nuts are HQ, so thats why they take longer to load you tard



ALL HAIL QUEEN KEELEY

Michelle Marsh Nude in UK Maxim October 2006 Ashlee Simpson?

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. In my ongoing attempt to prove my British Big Boob Conspiracy, I thought I would present you with some more undeniable evidence. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Michelle Marsh. I am not sure what else she has done besides posing topless in every major magazine in England, but I with cans like that I really don’t care and you shouldn’t either. Do you remember those two weeks, after her nose job when Ashlee Simpson was hot? Maybe it’s me but Michelle looks like a bustier Ashlee in these pictures from the October issue of Maxim UK. Well pervs, hope you enjoy the newest evidence that helps support my British Big Boob Conspiracy.

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Close enough for my imagination

Keeley Hazell Premiership Strip from Zoo

Well I hadn’t planned on doing two HBOTD posts today, but anytime I get new pictures of my future ex wife, the amazing Keeley Hazell, I am going to post them immediately. Is it wrong or just sad, that these pictures are the highlight of my week? Well I really don’t care what you think of my so called “obsession”, I am in love with Keeley and I will continue to follow my heart and by heart I mean my penis and by penis I mean, well my penis actually. So here are some brand new pictures of Keeley Hazell and her heavenly 32 E’s showing off the jersey’s of the Premier League. These pictures are just more proof to help support my British Big Boob Conspiracy!!

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The British Big Boob Conspiracy - Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nude Nuts Magazine

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I normally don’t believe the crazy conspiracy theories about governments, but after researching several magazines from England, I now have my own theory. I believe the British government, in an attempt to help exterminate the nation’s stereotype of horrid teeth, released an enzyme into the water supply that instead of helping make teeth sparkle, it made hot young British girls grow enormous fun bags. Yes it’s the British Big Boob Conspiracy. Don’t believe me and think I am crazy? Pick up any magazine from England and try to find one hot girl with a cup size smaller then a full C. I will help start your research by providing you some pictures of Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nuts magazine. Now unfortunately Lucy has “class” and never shows off her full rack, but Saskia has no problem showing the world what’s behind her Victoria’s Secret. Have fun trying to prove my conspiracy theory wrong bitches!!

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