VOD - Eva Longoria Sex Tape

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The last couple weeks has seen a ton of rumors about celebrity sex tapes. There was the fake Meg White video, which no one really cared about even if it was real. There have been talks of an Elisha Cuthbert tape, which if is true we will sadly never get to see. Then there is the talks of yet another Britney Spears tape, which if the guy who banged her can get over the embarrassment of putting his dick inside a beached whale, will soon be one rich whale fucker and the video will be all over the nets. Yes sadly people actually want to see that, but I am scared it will give me nightmares. I want to say there was also talks of some other celeb having a tape floating out there, but I am still brain dead from this week and cant remember. Finally there were strong rumors of an Eva Longoria sex tape, which everyone would love to see. Well turns out it the rumors were real, sort of. Yes leave it to Will Ferrell and the rest of the guys over at Funny or Die, to cause a commotion on the net again. So here is the Eva Longoria sex tape with Eric Christian Olsen. Hope that clears up all the emails I have been getting about posting these sex tapes. Also I thought to make up for the lack of a real sex tape that I would throw in these old FHM, but still great pics from FHM. Enjoy bitches.

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Desperate Housewives Star Eva Longoria Nude in Arena sorta

Flip, flop and all that crap, it’s time for the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria was on top of the world last year, as she was one of Hollywood’s hottest stars. A year has gone by and after low ratings on DH and a couple of straight to DVD movies, it seems nobody except Tony Parker cares about Eva anymore. Desperate for attention, Eva decided to pose nude, though covered up, in Arena. She may not be as popular as she was last year, but after seeing these pictures I know I wouldn’t think twice about playing slip and slide with her.

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Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria Finally Together in Bikinis

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have been told that none of my dreams would ever come true and that I was wasting precious time and energy that could be used to reach more attainable goals. Well, well, well, it turns out my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Castro was not only a filthy whore, but she was also a fucking liar!! Yeah guess what Bitch? George Lucas, even though they sucked, did make more Star Wars movies and thanks to advancements in technology and my digital playground, more of my dreams turn into reality everyday. Today it is two of Hollywood’s sexiest Latinas, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, coming together for some fun on the beach. Ok so maybe Mrs. Castro was right about my dreams of fame and fortune and the fact that these pictures were made with photoshop means my dreams of them rubbing strawberry flavored sun tan lotion all over each other really hasn’t happened. Despite those facts, she was still a bitch for trying to crush a young boy’s dreams.

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The Orginal Pictures

At least he knows he is a lucky bastard


Thank God for zoom lens and photoshop

Yes I know there is no such thing as strawberry flavored sun tan lotion...yet

The Ends