Playboy's The Girls Next Door and Nude Girls In Halloween Masks

Helping to keep your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So Halloween is coming up and lil rug rats will be knocking on your door begging for candy. Unless you’re a sick fuck like John Mark Karr, you aren’t too excited about that. You should however be excited about all the girls that will be slutting it up this weekend in their skimpy costumes. Saturday night, I am supposed to go to a Halloween party full of hot and hopefully very drunk college girls in sluty outfits. I will not be dressing up, because nobody gives a shit about what kind of costume a guy wears. Face it guys, unlike the ladies there is no costume that will guarantee you getting laid. Actually I really have no clue what I would dress up as, plus my Jewish nose won’t let me spend money on a costume that I will only wear once. Just in case you’re not going to a party or out to the bars this Halloween, I figured I would post some pictures of Playboy’s The Girls Next Door slutting it up in several different costumes. Since for some reason Holly, Bridget and Kendra decided to keep their costumes on in these pictures and because some of you are sick perverts, I have also posted some pictures of random naked girls in Halloween masks. If the party turns out to be good I will do a post full of pictures and videos on Monday, so until then Happy Halloween Bitches!!!

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THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR





Angels my ass






ARHHHH shimber my timber

Playboy's The Girls Next Door Second Shoot

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The Girls Next Door has started back on the E! and to help promote it Hef’s girls are gracing the pages of Playboy again. This time around Holly, Bridget and Kendra each got to choose their own themed shoot. I still have no clue why I like this show when all it does is remind me how unfair life is, but I guess it is because this is the closest I will ever get to my dream of partying at the Playboy Mansion. I know that no matter how much Viagra he takes, there is no way in hell he can satisfy one 20 year old let alone 3. Despite being extremely jealous of him, I got to give Hef credit for having 3 girlfriends. I am in my prime and I doubt I could juggle 3 hot girls at the same time, but I am still willing to give it a shoot, ladies?? Hell I doubt I could even find 3 ugly girls to agree to the situation Hef has. Perhaps one day I will win the lottery and be able to afford 3 hot girls, but until then I will keep trying to work my magic on the 3 ugly girls.

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Hef is a lucky bastard


Bridget must have a thing for big hairy apes, so she went for a King Kong theme


Every female softball players wet dream, Kendra, opted for some two hand touch on the football field



Holly went for the Marilyn Monroe theme...no dumb ass its not a Madonna theme. Madonna got the idea for the Material Girl video from Marilyn Monroe and no, me knowing that doesnt make me gay..oh ok me knowing that is a lil gay




THE ENDS

Playboy's The Girls Next Door

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Helping to prove once again how unfair life is, E!’s The Girls Next Door will start its second season this Sunday. Now don’t get me wrong, Hugh Hefner is one of my heroes, but how can any smoking hot 20 year old have sex with him and enjoy it!?! I don’t care how much Viagra the guy takes, his old ass can barely walk, so how the hell is he going to give some young hottie the pounding she wants and needs? I know its all about the fame and money, but honestly how can any woman that’s not in her 70’s get turned on by him. My guess is that behind the mansion is a warehouse that not only has an endless supply of Viagra and downers, but contains more KY Jelly then San Francisco could go through in a decade. Sadly I will never have enough fame and fortune to have 3 hot girlfriends at once or for that matter 3 fugly girlfriends at once. Despite the show depressing the hell out of me, I like it and watch it every week, though I really wish the show was on HBO or Skinemax. It almost seems like a crime to have a show take place in the Playboy Mansion and it not show any T&A. Thankfully, Holly, Bridget and Kendra made up for it on the pages of Playboy a couple months back. Tomorrow I will be drinking heavily at the Family Values Tour, so don’t expect a post. Until next time, enjoy the pictures pervs.

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