Ashley Tisdale Bikini Musical & Jennifer Love Hewitt Sex Tape

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So High School Musical 2 premiers tonight and I know all of you are counting down the minutes. I never saw the first one and other then the title of the movie, I don’t know a damn thing about it. Even though this chick is kind of hot, I think the film is like a modern day Grease and there is no way you will catch me watching that gayfest. I have blocked Disney, Nickeloden, Lifetime, all the Christian channels and any other channel that doesn’t broadcast programs containing cursing, explosions and half naked women. But for all you perverted parents and older siblings that constantly have to suffer through the movie and the music, I figured I would post up some pictures of the chick from the films. Although she plays a High School student, I am pretty sure she is legal, but I have never been good at math, so I may be wrong. Hope this helps you pervs that will have their TV hijacked tonight.

On a side note, before the emails pile up, the Jennifer Love Hewitt Sex Tape is a fake, so I will not be doing a post on it. However if you still want to listen to crappy techno music and see some big titty girl with J Love's face super imposed masturbating, then just click on this link HERE.Enter the code and select free download and yes that would be NSFW

As always send hate mail to jimmy@Flapjacks.net

Peace love and hair grease







Oh so close to a nip slip


So to make up for it, here is her nip slip sans bikini








The End

Wilmer Valderrama's Bitches

Wilmer Valderrama is my hero. Despite not being that good looking of a guy (yes I am secure enough with my sexuality to say that) and not a huge star, Fez is in the Man Hall of Fame. The guy has had more then his share of Hollywood hotties and has most likely bagged numerous of other hot chicks around the world. The guy is this generations Scott Baio.This week he went on Howard Stern and gave the dirt on some of the pieces of ass he has conquered in Hollywood. Here are the highlights of the interview.

Popped Mandy Moore’s cherry
Jennifer Love Hewitt was 8 out of 10 in the sack
He has had threesomes
Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real
Lindsay Lohan is great in bed and in the Fez top 5 list
He has video taped himself and some Hollywood hotties but erased the tape so it didn’t show up on the net
Lil Fez is 8 inches
He has giving it to one famous chick in the poop shoot
Ashlee Simpson is a screamer

Now I will admit that I am extremely jealous that this pudgy bastard gets to nail all these girls I have fantasized about for years, but I defiantly tip my hat to him and beg him to tell me his secret. I know I haven’t been on a TV show, I am not rich and despite having a size 13 shoe and a big Jewish nose, I am white and Irish on top of that which debunks both of these myths. Maybe one day he will write a book so I can learn from this living legend. Well enjoy the first ever WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day dedicated to a guy, Fez’s Bitches.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@FezIsMyHero.net

Peace love and hair grease

Ashlee Simpson


I wonder if she lip synched those screams?


Jennifer Love Hewitt


I refuse to believe she is only an 8



Lindsay Lohan


an yes they are real


Mandy Moore



What was it like the first time you got 8 inches of Fez in you Mandy?

How did it look when he put it in the stink?