Celebrity Nip Slips and See Throughs, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Cox, Victoria Beckham, Jessica Simpson, etc.

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Before I started this site, I used to have a blog that had my mindless rants on current events, hot bitches of course and my take on the celebrity gossip of the week. At the end of my weekly celeb bashing post Hollywood’s red headed step child The Unnamed Segment, I would include some pictures of celebrity nip slips, see through, up skirts, the rare p slip, and the O Face. Even though I felt the Unnamed Segment was different then all the other celeb sites out there, I steered away from the celeb shit and wound up with whatever the hell this site is now. I get a decent number of hits for this site each day but, it is apparent from the lack of comments that nobody ever reads what I write and they just like looking at the T&A. So here is the T&A part of The Unnamed Segment that I almost thought about doing this week. Yes I know some of these are older pictures, so save your emails telling me and just enjoy the T&A, cracker. Oh I didnt think I had to say this, until I got a email asking why the pictures I posted were so small. Click on the picture to make it bigger you window lickers!!!

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SEE THROUGH

Kiera Knightly is a member of the itty bitty titty commitee, but you sick bastards still would kill to dress her up like a pirate


Superman Returns would have been so much better if they had cast the incredibly sexy Kristin Kreuk instead of that toothpick Kate Bosworth


If this was 1996 this picture of Elizabeth Hurley might have given someone a rise.



Seems Lindsay Lohan started eating again to bring back the twins, she must have finally realized that people only cared for her huge fun bags and not her tremendous acting


Amy Smart has been in a ton of films but for some reason I only remember her topless scene in Road Trip


Anybody know what Christina Milian has done besides sleep with Nick Cannon?


Oh Christina Milian was in that new Jessica Simpson video, so here is the newly single Jessica once again reclaiming her crown as the hottest Simpson sister


Mischa Barton commited career suicide by quiting the OC this year. Soon she will be broke and not be able to afford food. Well I guess that whole not eating thing wont be too rough on her.


Carla Gugino...Sin City..enough said


Ok Gina Gershon hasnt done anything for years, but that scene with her and the sexy voiced Jenifer Tilly in Bound still gives me chills


I couldnt leave out my old favorite target, Tara "VD" Reid. I hate that I missed her when she was in town couple weeks back, maybe Ill make it out next time skank.


Liz Phair not only rocks, she also has great taste in shirts.




I thought Mya died in a plane crash a couple years ago...guess not


For some reason people went ape shit over Victoria Beckham and her plastic parts at the World Cup..I guess Id put my penis in her too


There is some 30 year old nerd in his parents basement that actualy thinks his ability to use the Force resulted in these Natalie Portman pictures. No smart ass it wasnt me, I moved out of my parents house last year.



Upskirt

Ashlee Simpson was the hot Simpson sister for like 2 weeks, but now she is taken on The Olsen Twins & Mischa Barton hippie chick/ bag lady look. Well I guess its a good thing she puts on a great live show...


Nipple Slips

I have been watching Courtney Cox and her pookies on Friends for years. I was hypnotized by the scene in The Longest Yard, where she almost fell out of her dress. Because of this I have had a vision of the most perfect nipples known to man. Thanks to her kid, my dream to finally see them came true and then was crushed by my huge expectations




Kate Moss is one of those girls thats sometimes hot, sometimes fugly, I guess it depends on how much coke she does that day. Those nipples though, damn I swear you could hang your clothes off them.


Dont act like you have never seen The Notebook and dont know who Rachel McAdams is


Tara "VD" Reid shows off her mangled boob again and then checks on her crabs




Topless

I always get Rebeca Gayheart mixed up with that Felicity chick, but does it matter what she's been in when she is topless?


I never watched Laguna Beach, but that doesnt mean I cant appreciate this picture of a coked up Kristen Cavallari


O Face

My guess is Zach Braff didnt make Mandy Moore make this face enough and thats why she dumped him.


One day I will look up from between Jessica's legs and see this face...one day I tell you...one day...


Take a bottomless Playboy Playmate, add some wondering fingers and you get a great O Face from Victoria Silvstedt.

2005 HBOTD All Stars

This post should have been done in December along with every other “Best of 2005”, but thanks to Modblog sucking more ass then Clay Aiken and me being lazy, it took till mid February to finally get it finished. So here is your 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of The Day All Stars.

10. Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner worth a damn had a big year. You couldn’t get away from her songs and unlike that fucking Bananas song from Gwen Stefani, Kelly’s songs were actually decent. Kelly has lost a lot of the weight she had on American Idol and has moved out of the chubby girl you’d bang if you were drunk category and into the yeah Id hit that category. She is not the hottest and she still has some baby fat, but another year in the gym and some breast implants and you will be begging to knock the bottom out of it.
Best Feature – hazel eyes









9. Keeley Hazell

She is really higher on my list, but not many people here in the states know of this bombshell. Keeley is one of many big breasted girls that graces the pages of the UK’s FHM and Maxims. What makes her stand out besides her natural 32E is unlike the other hot girls the UK is pumping out she doesn’t look like a complete whore. You could take this girl home and your Mom would approve until your Dad gave her an extremely long hug.
Best Feature – her 32E personality








8. Jennifer Wilbanks AKA The Runaway Bride

Ok so she isn’t hot, she has those psycho peepers and the bitch is just plain crazy, but there are a couple things that land her on the list. She got a lot of money from her TV and book deals, has a decent fake rack and she likes to travel. Remember she made up the story about being forced into a threesome with a Mexican and a white girl. Now this means deep down she is a freak in the bed and would be willing to do anything. Maybe I am weird but the multicolor towel over her face is a turn on and also very handy. You’ll never have to worry about fumbling in the dark for a quick clean up again.
Best Feature – Towel covering her psycho peepers




Honorable mention goes to another news diva of 2005 Terri Schivao cause who doesnt love a loud moaner




7. Lois Griffin

One of the biggest comebacks of the year was that of Family Guy, so I have no choice but to include Lois Griffin in the list. She may be animated, but you can’t say you haven’t thought about it at least once. Granted her voice could kill an erection powered by a bottle of Viagra, but we know from the show that she is a complete freak and we here at WWJ admire that quality in a woman. Plus she is married to a fat man, which means she has low standards and would be easy to land. She is no Ariel or Jessica Rabbit but this red head MILF will make you want to eat some red carpet.
Best Feature – Low standards









6. Jessica Simpson

Her role as Daisy Duke helped make a whole new generation of adolescent boys achieve their first awkward moment. Despite being one of the worst songs of the year, the video for These Boots Were Made for Walkin actually made the song sound good. The once proud virgin transformed into one of Hollywood’s biggest sluts in 2005. Rumors of her divorce and her romps with the cast of Jackass dominated magazine covers for months. She is now single and out to make up for lost time by banging any D list star she comes across. I never thought I had a chance with Jessica Simpson until she started screwing WWJ look a like and Maroon 5 front man, Adam Levine. I can now die a happy man knowing that I had a chance to donkey punch Jessica Simpson.
Best Feature – Daisy Dukes

















5. Jennifer Anniston

Despite not doing anything worth remembering since the end of Friends, Jennifer is somehow still one of the top stars in Hollywood. She made headlines when Brad Pitt dumped her ass for Angelina Jolie and showed up on a million web sites when her unflattering topless sunbathing pictures made their second go round. She is on the rebound and has extremely low standards. This is evident from her new boyfriend insomniac Vince Vaughn. So why the hell did I even put her on the list and this high? The only reason was her headlights. Obviously the set of Friends was extremely cold as she was always running around with her high beams on. Ever since I first noticed her pokies I have been under their spell even after seeing the topless photos.
Best Feature – Always leaving her headlights on








4. Lisa from Team America

Lisa is the blonde bombshell that took a Dirty Sanchez in the years best sex scene. Sure she looks similar to a blow up doll and is only about a foot tall, but after a couple drinks I am sure it would be just like that midget I hooked up with in 98. Plus all the strings that make her move can easily be used to tie her up if you’re into that kind of thing.
Best Feature – Into Donkey Punching and Dirty Sanchez







3. Anne Hathaway

. Anne Hathaway the innocent looking actress from the Princess Diaries stepped away from her goody girl image to appear topless in not one but two movies last year. I got a copy of Havoc the day it came out, but even a topless Anne getting rear ended isn’t enough to lure me to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am just stoked I no longer have to steal my 6 year old cousins copy of The Princess Diaries to rub one off. Thank you Barbara Kopple for casting lil miss Anne in Havoc.
Best Feature - Inner Slut










2. Jessica Alba
The sexy Latina had one of the best years in Hollywood. Her and her bikini saved the horrid film Into The Blue from being a straight to the bargain bin DVD to a number one movie. Now that Into the Blue is on DVD I can finally give my copy of Honey a rest. She also recently became the front runner in the 2006 WWJ Cock Tease of the Year Award by appearing on the cover of Playboy, but not posing nude.
Best Feature – Da Budunkadunk






















1. Angelina Jolie
The husband stealing, world saving, foreign kid adopting temptress is the undisputed 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of the Year. Besides having the best set of DSLs in Hollywood, Angelina also has the world’s most powerful vagina. She used it to lure Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Anniston. She is quite possible the most desired person in the world, as even the ladies want to get a hold of her according to some polls. Her vagina is so powerful that she could turn most gay man straight. So congrats to you and your powerful vagina Angelina. Hope you finally giving birth to your own kid doesn’t make it lose its power.
Best Feature – DSLs














THE END



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