Lacey Chabert In Maxim

Flipping, flopping… oh screw it, you know the stupid tag line by now. I still don’t feel I have made up for the fug that was brought to the site by Britney Spears and her mangled cooch, so I am going to post some new pics of one of my top ten chicks. I have 100’s of pictures of Lacey Chabert, but I have never posted them for fear of the Feds storming my house and seizing my computers. Since these sexy new pictures of her are in Maxim, I assume she is legal and it’s ok for me to post these. For those of you who don’t know, Lacey was the young girl on Party of Five, that old show with Jennifer Love Hugetits and Jack from Lost. I won’t tell you that I have had a thing for her since Not Another Teen Movie, because I am sure she was underage then, rather I will stick with my story that it was her role in Mean Girls that made me take notice. Lacey is basically a younger and a way hotter version of one of my former top ten girls, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Moving J.Love out of my list was much like trading in an old beat up car, for a brand new sports car. The old car got rear end so many times that the back got wider and started to hang over the bumper. The once great headlights began to sag and the once powerful engine now tends to sputter when you drive it hard. With all the dents and scratch marks, the car that once made others jealous and boosted your self esteem, now brings laughter and shame. I am sure after a couple of years and 200,000 miles the new sports car will have to be traded in, but you will at least have a ride with sleek curves and great horse power for a couple of years.

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Peace love and hair grease