Lohan Channels Nude Monroe

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s Presidents Day and what better way to celebrate then with pictures of Lindsay Lohan channeling everyone’s favorite President fucker, Marylin Monroe. I have to say that rehab does a body good, as Lohan is back to the hot freckled body that we all know an love. Granted I have been laid up for awhile cause of the stroke and on a drought that would make the Sierra Dessert look like a water park, but Id be more then happy to play connect the dots with Lohans freckles. Luckily for us Britney Spears is to crazy to know it’s Presidents Day or we would have ended up with a fat chick in a stained blue dress holding a cigar and chowing down on some Twinkies and HoHos. Well since her movies haven’t been doing to well, perhaps we will be seeing more pictures like this of Lohan. So what you guys think, is Lohan back or just desperate?

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Lindsay Lohan Slips A Nip While Wearing A Bikini

Insert lame tag line here_____________. I was working on some school crap when some new pictures showed up in my inbox. So I am taking a small commercial break from the ongoing British Invasion to bring you some nip slip pictures from Miss Firecrotch 2006, Lindsay Lohan. I have a ton of school crap to do, so insert you own stupid rant on how Lohan used to be hot and disease free here________________.

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Not really a fan of the light ones, but beggers cant be choosers




THE END

Lindsay Lohan's Bad Month, See Through, Upskirt, Bikini, Boob Grab, Nip Slip

Lindsay Lohan is having a bad month and the internets are loving it. This past month Lindsay has given the net some great candid, nip slip, see though and bikini pictures. Frankly I have gotten tired of the 100 plus bikini pictures that the celebrity bloggers have been posting each day of Lindsay and that’s one of many reason I steered my site away from the celeb shit. Last week all the bloggers went ape shit when it was revealed that Firecrotch is actually bald. You think after revealing your “MOOSE KNUCKLE” to the world, that you might throw on a thong next time you wore a dress, but not our Lindsay as she showed her mangled box again this week. Besides all the pictures, Lindsay’s bag containing over a million bucks of jewelry and her “asthma” medicine was stolen. Even though I played one on TV, I am not a doctor, but it seems to me if you have “severe asthma” (which is always given as the reason for her missing call times and not her late night partying) you wouldn’t be smoking two packs of Parliament’s a day. Then there were reports that her boyfriend Harry ”Pink Taco” was going to propose after he was seen buying a huge diamond ring. Well two weeks later and still no engagement, so you might want to return the blender you had picked out for them.

I want to take this time to reach out to Lindsay and offer some sage advice. Linds (that’s what I call her when I pretend we are friends) everyone has a bad week, so cheer up my lil freckle muffin. You can turn this all around and make more money from it then your last movie that no one remembers did at the box office. Ever since you turned 18, Playboy has been offering you a ton of cash to pose nude. The world has seen what you got now, so no need to be shy. Its time to take Hef up on his offer, before you can no longer use “I was in Mean Girls” to get an audition. Your body looks a hundred times better then it did last year, so I am glad you started eating again or at least cut back some on the coke. But you’re a GINGER, so why the hell am I seeing a 100 plus pictures of a day walker trying to get a tan each day? Now from my past experience, I know that after doing an 8 ball, chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels and having wild monkey sex that it’s difficult to remember to put your crusty thong back on. This is why you must learn the always handy “Pull ‘Em To The Side” technique from one of your elder hoes. Maybe all that Oscar hype we have been hearing from your Mom will pan out, but if not I am sure you will make some great friends in rehab, just make sure they don’t have a digital camera.

Well I feel like our lil talk will help cheer her up and get her back on the right path, but most likely it will result in another letter from some lawyer and a visit from the FBI. In case you missed these over the past month, here is a recap of the pictures that has Lindsay so down.

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I dont know why I have a feeling we will be seeing a real one of these soon







Nothing like a classic Nipple Slip...well almost one


How bad you want that ring Linds??


Harry the "Pink Taco" shows the proper way to greet a girl


Grab...tweak...


then kiss and grab the ass


I will slow it down for you virgins...First you cup them


Next you give them a squeeze


Then you give the nipples a good tweak.. it works every time, trust me


These are shitty See Throughs, but good enough for this site


Seems fitting there was a picture of her wearing a Pink Taco Shirt the day before these picturs showed up all over the net


The MOOSE KNUCKLE pictures the net went crazy over last week and if you cant figure out that these pictures are NSFW then you deserved to get fired for clicking on them





Just in case you didnt get a good view the first time she did it, she was nice enough to give us another peek today

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob and Nipple Slip Again

Keeping your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Yesterday all the celeb blogs seemed to go nuts over some crappy low rez pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off some side boob and perhaps some nipple. I thought about posting the picture, but the quality sucked and it had Splash News watermark right over Firecrotch’s tit. Now I’m fine if someone wants to water mark their pictures, hell I do it too because everyone kills my bandwidth by hot linking my pictures in forums. Today the HQ pics minus the water mark showed up, so I figured I would post it just in case one of you pervs hadn’t seen it yet. Despite not liking any thing she has ever done, I must admit I have a thing for Lindsay Lohan. That isn’t saying much because any semi cute girl with big boobs and freckles would make for a fun night of playing connect the dots. I have prayed to 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus that one day I will get a chance to prove my long standing hypothesis that Lindsay’s freckles actually form an outline of the Sistine Chapel, but until I get the chance to complete my masterpiece, I will continue to hone my skills by making smiley faces on the large freckled breasts of the drunkest girl at last call.

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Peace love and hair grease


Once seeing the HQ pics it seems it was just a freckle and not a nip slip

Celebrity Nip Slips and See Throughs, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Cox, Victoria Beckham, Jessica Simpson, etc.

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Before I started this site, I used to have a blog that had my mindless rants on current events, hot bitches of course and my take on the celebrity gossip of the week. At the end of my weekly celeb bashing post Hollywood’s red headed step child The Unnamed Segment, I would include some pictures of celebrity nip slips, see through, up skirts, the rare p slip, and the O Face. Even though I felt the Unnamed Segment was different then all the other celeb sites out there, I steered away from the celeb shit and wound up with whatever the hell this site is now. I get a decent number of hits for this site each day but, it is apparent from the lack of comments that nobody ever reads what I write and they just like looking at the T&A. So here is the T&A part of The Unnamed Segment that I almost thought about doing this week. Yes I know some of these are older pictures, so save your emails telling me and just enjoy the T&A, cracker. Oh I didnt think I had to say this, until I got a email asking why the pictures I posted were so small. Click on the picture to make it bigger you window lickers!!!

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SEE THROUGH

Kiera Knightly is a member of the itty bitty titty commitee, but you sick bastards still would kill to dress her up like a pirate


Superman Returns would have been so much better if they had cast the incredibly sexy Kristin Kreuk instead of that toothpick Kate Bosworth


If this was 1996 this picture of Elizabeth Hurley might have given someone a rise.



Seems Lindsay Lohan started eating again to bring back the twins, she must have finally realized that people only cared for her huge fun bags and not her tremendous acting


Amy Smart has been in a ton of films but for some reason I only remember her topless scene in Road Trip


Anybody know what Christina Milian has done besides sleep with Nick Cannon?


Oh Christina Milian was in that new Jessica Simpson video, so here is the newly single Jessica once again reclaiming her crown as the hottest Simpson sister


Mischa Barton commited career suicide by quiting the OC this year. Soon she will be broke and not be able to afford food. Well I guess that whole not eating thing wont be too rough on her.


Carla Gugino...Sin City..enough said


Ok Gina Gershon hasnt done anything for years, but that scene with her and the sexy voiced Jenifer Tilly in Bound still gives me chills


I couldnt leave out my old favorite target, Tara "VD" Reid. I hate that I missed her when she was in town couple weeks back, maybe Ill make it out next time skank.


Liz Phair not only rocks, she also has great taste in shirts.




I thought Mya died in a plane crash a couple years ago...guess not


For some reason people went ape shit over Victoria Beckham and her plastic parts at the World Cup..I guess Id put my penis in her too


There is some 30 year old nerd in his parents basement that actualy thinks his ability to use the Force resulted in these Natalie Portman pictures. No smart ass it wasnt me, I moved out of my parents house last year.



Upskirt

Ashlee Simpson was the hot Simpson sister for like 2 weeks, but now she is taken on The Olsen Twins & Mischa Barton hippie chick/ bag lady look. Well I guess its a good thing she puts on a great live show...


Nipple Slips

I have been watching Courtney Cox and her pookies on Friends for years. I was hypnotized by the scene in The Longest Yard, where she almost fell out of her dress. Because of this I have had a vision of the most perfect nipples known to man. Thanks to her kid, my dream to finally see them came true and then was crushed by my huge expectations




Kate Moss is one of those girls thats sometimes hot, sometimes fugly, I guess it depends on how much coke she does that day. Those nipples though, damn I swear you could hang your clothes off them.


Dont act like you have never seen The Notebook and dont know who Rachel McAdams is


Tara "VD" Reid shows off her mangled boob again and then checks on her crabs




Topless

I always get Rebeca Gayheart mixed up with that Felicity chick, but does it matter what she's been in when she is topless?


I never watched Laguna Beach, but that doesnt mean I cant appreciate this picture of a coked up Kristen Cavallari


O Face

My guess is Zach Braff didnt make Mandy Moore make this face enough and thats why she dumped him.


One day I will look up from between Jessica's legs and see this face...one day I tell you...one day...


Take a bottomless Playboy Playmate, add some wondering fingers and you get a great O Face from Victoria Silvstedt.