Lucy Pinder Steps In The Ring

Flip, flop and flap it’s another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasnt planning on posting these bad scans of Lucy Pinder’s most recent spread in Nuts, but I have gotten a couple of request for them and figured I would throw them up to stop the emails. You may recall that Lucy was notorious for always covering up her huge breasts, many figured it was because she had a third nipple or just Fed up National Geographic nipples. Well she quit covering them up and turns out the only thing that was wrong with them was that they weren’t in my mouth. My guess is she covered them up to drive up the price for her to go topless, see not all big titty girls are dumb. Ok back to studying for yet another fucking test, enjoy the pics bitches.

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British Invasion Finale

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So everyone said I was either crazy or high on glue when I wrote about my British Big Boob Conspiracy. I still stand by my claims that all these big boobed hot chicks were genetically engineered by the British government to invade the US and take back the country for the Queen. I know it is hard to believe, that’s why I am going to show you some undeniable proof of their plans. Some good CIA spies gave their lives to take these pictures of this failed attempt by the British to invade the US. Thanks to lots of alcohol and a huge lesbian orgy, the Royal Navy never made it’s way across the pond. So that wraps up the British Invasion posts, the bitches of reality TV is on tap for next week. However, up next is the only way that I could think of to pay tribute to Star Wars turning 30, tons of girls in Star Wars costumes.

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British Big Boobs

Flip, flop and fap, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I don’t feel like typing, which is good for you, since only my Mom and 2 of my friends actually read what I write. I know all you care about is the T&A and I can live with that. The British Invasion continues with more proof of why I love British magazines.

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CARA BRETT


JANA DEFI


KITTY LEA




PETA TODD


SOPHIE HOWARD



ZOE MORRELL


LUCY PINDER

Lucy Pinder Topless

Flipping and flopping on with the British Invasion, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Due to being so busy with school, I never got around to posting a lot of great pictures. One of those sets I never got around to was of Lucy Pinder finally showing off her breasts. She was notorious for posing topless and always covering up just enough to make it PG-13. Some said it was because she was too classy to pose nude, but I was beginning to wonder if she had some kind of deformity. Like and extra nipple or perhaps one of her nipples got cut off in a bad bike accident. Then it dawned on me that she could possible be a mutant and there could be some wise rebel leader living in her breast, you know like in Total Recall. Even though these pictures debunk all my theories as to why she didn’t show them, I still think there is a mutant hiding in there and it is planning the invasion.

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Lucy Pinder 2007 Calendar

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. In my on going quest to prove my British Big Boob Theory, I give you Lucy Pinder. Unlike the other ladies that appear in the UK’s men magazines, Miss Pinder never shows all of her massive cans. No, she has become a master at the art of the nipple cover. Perhaps she has weird nipples and is insecure. Maybe one is an innie and one is an outtie or she has those long National Geographic ones that you could hang your clothes on. I have a hypothesis that her nipples omit a powerful laser, much like Cyclopes eyes in X-Men. You may think I am crazy, but we will see who is crazy when the British invasion starts and you see footage of Lucy ripping her bra off to take out our troops with her killer high beams!!

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The British Big Boob Conspiracy - Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nude Nuts Magazine

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I normally don’t believe the crazy conspiracy theories about governments, but after researching several magazines from England, I now have my own theory. I believe the British government, in an attempt to help exterminate the nation’s stereotype of horrid teeth, released an enzyme into the water supply that instead of helping make teeth sparkle, it made hot young British girls grow enormous fun bags. Yes it’s the British Big Boob Conspiracy. Don’t believe me and think I am crazy? Pick up any magazine from England and try to find one hot girl with a cup size smaller then a full C. I will help start your research by providing you some pictures of Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nuts magazine. Now unfortunately Lucy has “class” and never shows off her full rack, but Saskia has no problem showing the world what’s behind her Victoria’s Secret. Have fun trying to prove my conspiracy theory wrong bitches!!

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