Jessica Alba Gets A New Dog and Playboy Playmate Raquel Gibson Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My obsession with Jessica Alba has brought me many wonderful things such as verbal death threats from her body guards, restraining orders, visits from the FBI and now it looks like a vicious dog bite is in my future. It seems Jessica has purchased herself a very cute, but deadly, pit bull. Now this would thwart most people, but Jessica has no clue that my modeling career was cut short due to a dog biting of half of my face off. Yes, sadly this is true story. Granted the dog was no pit bull, but just because he looked like Benji doesn’t mean he wasn’t mean son of a bitch. My chance of being a male model was crushed and now I am forced to wear a stretchy mask to cover up the huge scar on my face. The agency, after seeing my scar told me never to come back and I lost out on a huge commercial that would have catapulted my career. I also developed a huge fear of dogs, but after several years of therapy, I have almost overcome my fear and I no longer run and hide from small dogs. I don’t think another dog bite will be able to keep me away from my daily stalking rituals, but it was a good try Jess!! Since there are no new uber hot pics of Jessica, I included some of Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look-alike, Raquel Gibson, for you to drool over.

As always send hate mail to Jimmy@StillStalkingJessica.net

Peace love and hair grease


Jessica makes walking the dog sexy


I can see you Jimmy, get out of those bushes before I sic my dog on you


Looks like Jessica got me a present with a big bow. Cant wait to unwrap it!?!??!


That furry lil bastard is kissing my woman!!!


Raquel Gibson aka Jessica Alba look-a-like










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Jessica Alba Look a Like, Raquel Gibson Nude In Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. If you haven’t imagined what Jessica Alba looks like naked, well congrats you’re gay and you win a brand new rainbow sticker for your Volkswagen. I and many others, women and gays included, have spent countless hours imagining what is underneath those Vickies. I have spent even more hours searching every movie she has been in frame by frame for the slightest glimpse of her naughty parts. My DVD player now needs an old school VCR tracking switch for when I watch Honey and Into the Blue. Despite all my searching, the closest I have come has been the almost nip slip and partial areola picture and her see thru dress pictures, all of which I included below. I am a lazy bastard and now my imagination can be just as lazy, thanks to Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look a like, Raquel Gibson. Thank God I don’t have a CD of Jessica Alba’s voice to be my soundtrack when I look at these pictures of Raquel. I think it would result in me developing the world’s worst case of tennis elbow. Sadly, the collection of pictures I have acquired of Raquel will only satisfy my Jessica Alba craving for a short time. I do have a solid plan to get Jessica Alba naked in Playboy or in a film. I am going to take up a collection to pay off a kid dying with cancer. He will then use his Make a Wish to ask Jessica Alba to pose in Playboy. How could Jessica say no to a dying kid when his last wish is to see one of the most beautiful women in the world naked? I will set up a Pay Pal account for all those wishing to help the cause.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TheLeague_Of_JessicaAlbaStalkers.net

Peace love and hair grease

The Fantastic Two made their debut at the premier of Fantastic Four



Ohhhhh so close, but if you squint and look closely you can see some of the goods



Playboy cock teased the world by putting Jessica on the cover



Ok so Raquel isnt Jessica's twin, but she is close enough for me



Playboy trys to make up for cock teasing us











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