The British Big Boob Conspiracy - Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nude Nuts Magazine

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I normally don’t believe the crazy conspiracy theories about governments, but after researching several magazines from England, I now have my own theory. I believe the British government, in an attempt to help exterminate the nation’s stereotype of horrid teeth, released an enzyme into the water supply that instead of helping make teeth sparkle, it made hot young British girls grow enormous fun bags. Yes it’s the British Big Boob Conspiracy. Don’t believe me and think I am crazy? Pick up any magazine from England and try to find one hot girl with a cup size smaller then a full C. I will help start your research by providing you some pictures of Saskia Howard Clarke and Lucy Pinder in Nuts magazine. Now unfortunately Lucy has “class” and never shows off her full rack, but Saskia has no problem showing the world what’s behind her Victoria’s Secret. Have fun trying to prove my conspiracy theory wrong bitches!!

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