WWJ Goes Back To School Update

Back in January I made a decision to quit my job and give up a steady income, to go back to school and finish my degree. Well my first semester is over and I some how survived and passed all my classes. I actually did better then just passing my classes, I ended up with 4 A’s and one B. I would have got all A’s, but I screwed up big time on one of my finals. For the first time ever I made the fucking Dean’s List, so it turns out that I am not as big of a retard as everyone thought. Here are some of the things I learned in my first semester back in school.

1. Not having a steady income sucks and eating Ramen noodles gets old real quick.
2. School is fucking expensive and I didn’t save enough money. Hell my 4 books came in just under $500.
3. I had more free time when I worked a full time job.
4. I make for one ugly woman.
5. I plan to sue Girls Gone Wild for influencing me to go back to school, because that shit just doesn’t happen.
6. I have no game and the hot girls on campus look to me as the fun uncle and not the guy they want to bang.
7. Campus cops are dicks and are just upset that they couldn’t make it as a real cop, so they hand out bullshit tickets.
8. I can’t act.
9. I am not as stupid as I and apparently everyone else thought I was.
10. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@SororitySleepover6.net

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