Marisa Miller in SI

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. A lot of people seemed pissed that Beyonce’s fat ass is on the cover of this year SI Swimsuit issue, but I honestly could give a shit less. The issue has been nothing but a huge disappoint year after year. Sure when I was 10 I loved going to the grocery store and picking up a copy. Hoping to catch some nipple action, I would flip thru the pages trying to see which girls had on a wet t-shirt or a mesh top. It made my day, ok it made my month. I paid for the magazine and I walked out the store with a smile and a boner. Sadly, the mesh and see thru tops began to slowly dwindle down to only one or two nipples a year. Then the nipples were gone all together and a million lil boys and some girls dreams were crushed, all thanks to some asshole with an airbrush. A couple years ago, SI realized that people weren’t buying the magazine anymore and decided to turn that evil airbrush into a tool of good. Enter the painted model, but those are even airbrushed over so they don’t show too much. There is still one good thing about the SI Swimsuit issue and her name is Marisa Miller. Someone actually requested these and since I have only seen the lower quality ones from SI.com on all the other pages, here ya go.

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Yes I know it is lame to say Miller Time, but its late and I been at school all damn day so fuck off.