HBOTD - Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica

Flip, flop, serve, flapjacks, 40 years, Bitch. Since it took me forever to get the Sexy Cylon text to look like Battlestar’s logo, I don’t feel like typing much, so your getting the quick version of the hilarious world changing blog that I was going to write. The new Battlestar Galactica movie doesn’t come out until November, but that doesn’t mean my geeky ass cant drool over these hot pictures of Grace Park. If evil robots of the future are going to look like her and Tricia Helfer, damn the fate of the human race, my ass will be the first in line to stick my penis in some cylon cooch.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@CylonCooch.net

Peace love and hair grease

These pictures are pretty tame, but if I dont put them on the other page I will get a ton of emails bitching at me because they were looking at cooch on the company dime, so just click on the picture below to see the some covered up cylon cooch.

HBOTD - Tricia Helfer

We flip, flop and serve hoes like flapjacks, its time for another installment of the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I had planned on bringing you Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Carolyn Murphy and a clip from her sex tape, but then I realized I haven’t cared about the SI Swimsuit issue for 4 years and nobody knows who the hell she is. After deciding not to bring you Carolyn and her large nipples, I was at a lost of who to bring to you next. Then on Saturday, I finally took a lot of peoples advice and sat down with the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set and I fell in love with a robot. No it wasn’t the old clunky silver robots from the lame 70’s show; it was blonde bombshell Tricia Helfer. If you haven’t watched Battlestar yet, you’re missing out on a good show and this hot piece of ass and her red dress. Until Saturday, I only thought it was possible to pull one to the Sci Fi Channel if you were a level 25 wizard with a large collection of cardboard swords. I am now hooked on this show and the sex craved blonde robot. If Tricia looks familiar it’s because she was in the NBC movie about Charlie’s Angels in which she donned nipple plastic extensions when she played Farah Fawcett. Yes I said nipple extension, not every woman has huge nipples like Farah that you could hang your clothes from.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@NippleExtensionWarehouse.com

Peace love and hair grease

Sex Craved robots!?!? I cant wait for the future!!


Hell of a lot better then Lucy, Cameron and that fat ass Drew


Better then the orginal?












To see more of Tricia i.e. see thru shirts and Nipple Slips, click on the picture below to go to the HBOTD page