HBOTD - Keeley Hazell The Topless Calender

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The last time I posted up a HBOTD, I was pissed that Keeley Hazell who is known for showing off her amazing 32 E’s would put out a nipple free calendar. Well thankfully another calendar came out and this pitcher of Koolaid isn’t missing any sugar. Its good to be back and thanks for all the get well wishes, now enjoy the uncovered memories bitches!

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Well since this calendar shows a tad more skin then lingerie section of the JC Penney's catalog, that makes it NSFW and you will have to click on the picture below to see the sugar tits.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell To Keep You Company In 2008

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I cant even remember the last time I posted pics of my British obsession, Miss Keeley Hazell, but her 2008 calendar is out, so Welcome Back Keeley. She looks great in the pics, but the calendar pisses me the fuck off. When you are known for being a TOPLESS model, what is the point of putting out a calendar that doesn’t show off those amazing natural 32 E’s. Not showing off her fun bags is like making Koolaid without any sugar or drinking nonalcoholic, it’s fucking pointless. Honestly you could see more skin in this year’s JC Penny’s catalogue, but since the request will flood in for these pics, here they are. Enjoy bitches and see if you can spot the areolas.

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The pics are pretty tame, but since someone will complain, you need to click on the pic below to see them.

HBOTD - Lucy Pinder Steps In The Ring

Flip, flop and flap it’s another WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasnt planning on posting these bad scans of Lucy Pinder’s most recent spread in Nuts, but I have gotten a couple of request for them and figured I would throw them up to stop the emails. You may recall that Lucy was notorious for always covering up her huge breasts, many figured it was because she had a third nipple or just Fed up National Geographic nipples. Well she quit covering them up and turns out the only thing that was wrong with them was that they weren’t in my mouth. My guess is she covered them up to drive up the price for her to go topless, see not all big titty girls are dumb. Ok back to studying for yet another fucking test, enjoy the pics bitches.

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To see what Lucy has been hiding, you need to click on the picture below, because nips are NSFW.

HBOTD - British Invasion Finale

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So everyone said I was either crazy or high on glue when I wrote about my British Big Boob Conspiracy. I still stand by my claims that all these big boobed hot chicks were genetically engineered by the British government to invade the US and take back the country for the Queen. I know it is hard to believe, that’s why I am going to show you some undeniable proof of their plans. Some good CIA spies gave their lives to take these pictures of this failed attempt by the British to invade the US. Thanks to lots of alcohol and a huge lesbian orgy, the Royal Navy never made it’s way across the pond. So that wraps up the British Invasion posts, the bitches of reality TV is on tap for next week. However, up next is the only way that I could think of to pay tribute to Star Wars turning 30, tons of girls in Star Wars costumes.

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To see the proof of my "crazy" conspiracy, just click on the image below. That link would be NSFW.

HBOTD - British Big Boobs

Flip, flop and fap, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I don’t feel like typing, which is good for you, since only my Mom and 2 of my friends actually read what I write. I know all you care about is the T&A and I can live with that. The British Invasion continues with more proof of why I love British magazines.

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Just click on the picture below to see all the boobiness and if you cant figure out that link is NSFW you deserve to get fired.

HBOTD - Lucy Pinder Topless

Flipping and flopping on with the British Invasion, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Due to being so busy with school, I never got around to posting a lot of great pictures. One of those sets I never got around to was of Lucy Pinder finally showing off her breasts. She was notorious for posing topless and always covering up just enough to make it PG-13. Some said it was because she was too classy to pose nude, but I was beginning to wonder if she had some kind of deformity. Like and extra nipple or perhaps one of her nipples got cut off in a bad bike accident. Then it dawned on me that she could possible be a mutant and there could be some wise rebel leader living in her breast, you know like in Total Recall. Even though these pictures debunk all my theories as to why she didn’t show them, I still think there is a mutant hiding in there and it is planning the invasion.

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HBOTD - Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi

Flipping and flopping hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s time to get back to the ongoing British Invasion of WWJ. Last week I did a Two for Tuesday with Hanna Hilton and because I was too lazy to think of anything clever to put on the picture I am doing it again today. These pictures of Michelle Marsh and Jana Defi are from earlier this year, but still worth a look. In case you were wondering Jana likes long walks on the beach at night, Italian cuisine…. Shit, who cares what she likes, just look at those 34G’s.

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Just click on the picture below to see those 34G puppies. Puppies no matter how cuddly they may be, are NSFW.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell FHM May 2007

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The other day when I posted some pictures of Michelle Marsh, I said that I would post some more of the British Big Boobed Conspiracy girls over the next couple of days. Well today is day 2 of the British Invasion and my former obcession, Keeley Hazell is up to bat. Sadly her last couple of spreads have been pretty boring and this one is no different. She may no longer be on my top 5, but I would still tap that harder then a keg in a AA meeting. I have a stop on the WWJ Summer Drinking Tour on Saturday and Mother’s Day is on Sunday, so no more British Boobage until Monday.

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Click on the picture below to see the boring Keeley spread. That link no matter how boring the pics are is NSFW.

HBOTD - Michelle Marsh Maxim May 2007

Flipping and flopping, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. With Tony Blair being all over the news this morning, I figured it was time to take a look at some of the girls from across the pond. It has been a long time since I posted any pictures of the British Big Boob Conspiracy girls, so the next couple of days will be like a British invasion here at WWJ. First up, Michelle Marsh and her religious tramp stamp. I am not really religious, but I think I would feel weird shooting that target.

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Because the British version of magazines kick way more ass then the American versions, the pictures are NSFW. To see why Michelle is blessed you need to click the picture below.