Video of the Day - Britney Spears Bald Video Blog

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Another one from the guys over at THE DAMN SHOW, this time they are taking on Britney Spears and her bald ass head. Make sure you go to their site and pick up their DVD's. I have had the first one for awhile now and I still laugh my ass off each time I watch it. As for the picture of me and Brit, its late and I didnt have time to make a new one so fuck off.

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Britney Spears Shaves Her Head

Earlier this week Britney Spears finally checked herself into rehab. Although it was reported that her friends and family persuaded her to check into rehab, I think her ass was high and saw some of the nonstop Anna Nicole Smith coverage and said something like this:

“Oh my gawd y’all, it’s like that déjà vu movie with Denzel y’all. I’m on the TV and they are saying I’m dead y’all. That aint cool y’all.”

Or possibly after her buddy Lindsay went into rehab she thought it was what all the cool kids were doing, then again her dumbass may have just thought it was some kind of new celebrity resort. Well just like Lohan, Brit didn’t want to have to stay for treatment and left the Eric Clapton Rehab Clinic after only 1 day. Now it’s been well documented that Brit has been trying to win my affection. She heard that I like a girl with a lil junk in the trunk and immediately quit working out and went on a special Cheetos and McDonald’s diet. That didn’t work, so she tried to make me jealous by dating a type of person that gets on my last nerve. Well that backfired on her too as she wound up married, knocked up, divorced and is now left with a drained bank account. Crushed that her plan just alienated me further, she turned to heavy drugs to ease her pain. Desperate to find yet another way to get my affection, Brit decided to show her love for me by shaving her head. Yes I said she shaved her head. It is true I like my girls to be bald, but not on top and I can see where this could be confusing for a girl form the country. Maybe she didn’t get confused and just wanted to look like me. The saloon she went to realized she was crazy and refused to shave her head, so Brit grabbed some clippers and did it herself!! I know it will give her the wrong idea by saying this, but I have to give her credit for going to that extreme to gain my affection. That being said, I must follow it with the following statement prepared by my lawyers.

There is no chance in hell of us ever being together Brit, please get that thru your now bald ass head. The only way we would ever get together is if you had a time machine that could transport me back to your first couple of videos when you were hot. Also you will have to take a dialect class to get rid of that horrible accent and you must be able to get a perfect score on the verbal part of the SAT. If you happen to get the time machine and don’t do those two things, I will give it a shot as long as you never speak in front of me. So until you acquire that time machine, nothing you do is going to win me over so please stop embarrassing yourself and just move back to Louisiana.

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The Britney Spears Upskirts and See Thru Pictures

I hadnt planned on posting these pictures of Britney Spears and her mangled cooter, but for some reason I keep getting requests for them. I wont go into my whole Britney isn’t hot rant, because these pictures are enough proof on their own.

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I shouldnt have to say this, but since some of you rode the short bus and will email me because you clicked on these to get a closer look, these pictures are NSFW!!










I figured I would also throw up these See Thru pictures, so now you know what all her naughty parts look like.

Britney Spears Drops Her Baby, Wins Mother of the Year

FEMA is no longer the slowest government agency to respond to a natural disaster. How the hell does Britney Spears and Special K still have custody of there kid? I am pretty sure my retarded cousin could care for a new born better then these two, so why did it take so long for California’s child service to show up at their door? The kid fell out of his high chair and busted his head so hard that he fractured his freaking skull!!! If having Brit and Special K as your parents wasn’t guarantee enough that you would be riding the short bus, I am sure that fall most likely clinched this kids seat on the on the Retard Express. First, Brit blamed it on a faulty high chair and talked about suing the manufactures and then she later blamed it on her Spanish speaking nanny and sent her ass back across the border. California’s Child Services, which is no CSI, somehow believed her and no actions were taken when they paid a visit to the Spears mansion to investigate the incident.

Maybe he was trying to commit suicide. I know I would if those two were my rents.



Twice this week the Britster showed off the parenting skills she learned at the Michael Jackson Baby Dangling Academy. First she was photographed driving around with Sean P facing the wrong way in his car seat. Then she was photographed almost dropping Sean, before her bodyguard made the save.


I dont have any kids and I even know this wrong


Former porn star and now bodyguard Officer Ramrod makes the save


Notice the look of concern on Brits face....


Brit recently announced she is pregnant again. She apparently knew back in February that Special K had knocked her up again, but that didn’t stop her from getting shit faced on martinis at BED when she was here in Atlanta back at the end of March. Perhaps she was just trying to make sure the kid would be brain damaged, so it could ride the same bus as Sean and Special K. I have been saying for years there should be a law that to have stupid people castrated, because natural selection just doesn’t seem to be working fast enough. I have also amended my law to include severe beatings to all the journalist and bloggers that use the tag line “Opps she did it again” every time there is a Britney story.

HELLS YEAH I knocked that bitch up again!! My ass is set fo reals now yo. Bring on the Forties and Hoes!!


GOD!?!?!? SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!


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Peace love and hair grease

Unnamed Segment 3-1-06 Tomkat split, Nick Lachey needs money, Sheryl Crow breast cancer

It’s finally time for the return of Hollywood’s red headed step child BITCHES!!! The Unnamed Segment is back and ready to rip Hollywood a new one. It has been way too long and I am sure the rust will be apparent, but with a can of WD40, some duck tape and the power of Greyskull by my side I HAVE THE POWER!!!! Cue the theme music!

Welcome back, Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, To that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around, But those dreams have remained and they're turned around. Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya) Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya) Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back, Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

First off, thanks to everyone that came over from the old Modblog site and all the new peeps that have stopped by from where ever. I am still in shock at the numbers and am working to get the site looking better. I have added links for the Hot Bitch of the Day Archive and the 2006 WWJ Summer Drinking Tour, so look for the images on the sidebar. Any suggestions, comments or ideas you have for the site are always welcome, but I reserve the right to tell you that your idea is shit and that you can shove my ghetto designed page right up your ass.

WWJ and Sr Staff Photographer Ray are teaming up again!!So stay tuned. Ray is the bald one if you were wondering.


Tomkat is over. Despite the recent pictures from Australia and Tahiti of them once again awkwardly holding hands, the couple is done. Tom was in Australia and Katie was in the US with her strap on baby bump, when the news of the breakup hit the papers. Katie was immediately thrown on a plane, by a gang of Scientologists no doubt, and took the long flight. Being my gynecologist license isn’t official, maybe I am wrong when I assume that a woman that far along in a pregnancy shouldn’t be flying. I guess she isn’t carrying “The Chosen One” since the Alien Gang put her at risk, just to battle the break up stories and that Tom being gay thing. When a 5 million dollar contract and a fake pregnancy can’t keep a 44 year old closet case homo, that worships ET and has random couch jumping outbursts and a 28 year old herpes infected catholic school girl together, then I just give up on love.

We are so happy!! Isnt that right bitch?


In other break up news, Nick Lachey is going after Jessica Simpson’s money. I am guessing Papa Joe weaseled Nick out of all the Newlywed cash, so now he has to seek support from an air head to help support his big breasted hunger. Maybe now that his brother won Dancing with the Stars, Nick will have a bigger couch to crash on.

I heart Nick, Knoxville, Bam, Steve O, Adam Levine, Jude Law, WWJ.....

Lucky bastard was first to tap it and now will profit from it. Dont think anyone feels sorry for you Nick.


Nope my brains arent down there... hmm did I remember to put on my thong?





Wow this has to be a first. Look Jessica is keeping her legs together!!!


Despite Drew Lachey wining Dancing with the Stars, the real winner was former WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day Stacy Kiebler and the male population. Don’t expect Stacy to be going back to WWE. Wrestlemania will most likely be her last appearance in the WWE, as her contract is about up. Don’t worry you will get to see more of Miss LegsAndAss, since she has numerous film and TV offers. Sorry guys, she won’t be in Playboy anytime soon. The magazine has been after her for years and now with her new found popularity the chances of Playboy tempting her are as good as my chances of having an over the top battle royal with her in my king size bed. Don’t cry, another WWE Diva, Candice Michelle, will be gracing the cover and pages of Playboy next month. Candice is also scheduled to be the next WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day.

I would eat that like a fat kid eating a box of Keibler elf cookies





The Winter Olympics are over and so sadly are Norma Lee’s Olympic updates on The Regular Guy’s. I didn’t watch any of the games, but these radio segments were ah shit I will be corny and say it gold medal worthy. Maybe they will make their way on the net or on the next CD.

Even with a nip slip figure skating is still pretty gay

Avril closed out the Olympic ceremony so in the spirt of the Olympics here is her nip slip


Time to check in on America’s favorite trailer park couple, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Despite a million plus downloads in its first day on the net, Special K’s song PopaZoa has oddly not entered the Billboard charts or any radio stations play list. Maybe his next song with The Game will have better luck. Brit and her son recently took a trip to Hawaii, so her son could spend some quality time with his Guatemalan Nanny. While Brit was away, K Fed was seen getting cozy with another blonde on the streets of Hollywood. I always knew Brit had a brain the size of a cashew, but it dumbfounds me why she is still with Special K. Granted she has gotten fat and has the face of a 40 year old Waffle House waitress, but with all her money she could easily do better. I mean if that 90 year old that looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings can bag Anna Nicole Smith in her prime, I think Brit could land a decent looking guy who wouldn’t cheat on her.

I am not sure, but I think Brit was in Hawaii auditioning for Free Willy 3

Hey that blonde skank isnt Brit?!?! Special K would never break his vows would he?

OH this is too easy. Lets see.. $30 for a carton of smokes.. $14 on Cheetos and Red Bull 10 mill to support your wannabe thug husband.. being in your 20's and looking worse then your illegal imigrant nanny...priceless. Oh bite me its late if you can do better leave a comment.


ABC pissed me off last week, by cock teasing me with a new episode of Lost, to only play the first episode for the 80th time. The cast has been staying out of trouble since the last 2 DUI’s. I only mentioned Lost to have a reason to post these pictures of the hobbit loving Evangeline Lilly prancing around the beach in her bating suit. I am sure most girls would say her bathing suit is hideous and a fashion foul, but to a guy this bathing suit is straight out of the 2006 Fantasy Outfits You Wish Your Girlfriend Would Wear.

The girl isnt always hot, but damn that bottom piece is sexy

I dont really need a reason to post these as well








I am stoked to see Ultraviolet this Friday, but worry about it being a huge let down. One movie that even Kristen Dunst can’t ruin will be Spiderman 3. They are doing away with the red and blue suit and introducing the black and silver Venom suit, which means the introduction of the best villain in the Spiderman universe isn’t too far behind.





Despite the alleged tape being a fake, the Paris Hilton and Nicole Lenz lesbian sex tape is still big news. No, the following picture is not a photo shop cover for the sex tape. Paris, who has as much acting skill as my left nut, actually landed a staring role in a “real” movie.

Dont believe the rumors?? Just like the last tape that you denied huh?


Dumb luck or marketing genius


Sheryl Crow was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. Sorry to disappoint you if you expected a tasteless joke there, as I am not even that big of an asshole to make jokes about someone getting breast cancer. It does make me wonder if this is why she broke of her engagement to Lane “one Nut” Armstrong. I had sex ed. several years ago, but I don’t recall my P.E. coach saying anything about cancer being sexually transmitted.



Just in case, here is one more look at them




Since I am still rusty that is all for this week. Hopefully the rust will be gone soon and the Unnamed Segment will be bright and shinny once again. Enjoy the rest of the pics.

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I seriously doubt Christina needs any pointers


pretty hot Resse


Charlize looking hotter



Hmmm realllllly


Ughh girls are so stupid and they smell


Oh poopsey its the paparazzi...gots to think fast


They will never think Im gay now...AHH SICK she just put her tongue in my mouth



This picture looks much better when you take out the guy and mosquito bite boobs out of it



Damn there is a younger hotter sister. Thank you all mighty Latin Sex Gods for helpign make my dreams come true


Somebody still has some cat nip left over from the set of Catwoman




My Humps My Humps


Where is Child Services when you need them


Do you think WWJ will like these?


She may look like a young boy naked, but there is still something sexy about Keira, I am just not sure what it is other then having a vagina


Lindsay "Skeletor Version 2.0" Lohan is still way to skinny and I doubt we will see those huge wonderful boobs of hers again unless she gets implants


Tara "VD" Reid is surprisingly still alive


Frosty the Snowman is enjoying the warm weather of the Islands


Return of The Unnamed Segment also brings back favorites like the O FACE


and the SEE THRU


Yes that is Topanga


Boy Meets Camel Toe