HBOTD - Desperate Housewives Star Eva Longoria Nude in Arena sorta

Flip, flop and all that crap, it’s time for the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria was on top of the world last year, as she was one of Hollywood’s hottest stars. A year has gone by and after low ratings on DH and a couple of straight to DVD movies, it seems nobody except Tony Parker cares about Eva anymore. Desperate for attention, Eva decided to pose nude, though covered up, in Arena. She may not be as popular as she was last year, but after seeing these pictures I know I wouldn’t think twice about playing slip and slide with her.

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Peace love and hair grease

HBOTD - Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria Finally Together In Bikinis

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have been told that none of my dreams would ever come true and that I was wasting precious time and energy that could be used to reach more attainable goals. Well, well, well, it turns out my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Castro was not only a filthy whore, but she was also a fucking liar!! Yeah guess what Bitch? George Lucas, even though they sucked, did make more Star Wars movies and thanks to advancements in technology and my digital playground, more of my dreams turn into reality everyday. Today it is two of Hollywood’s sexiest Latinas, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, coming together for some fun on the beach. Ok so maybe Mrs. Castro was right about my dreams of fame and fortune and the fact that these pictures were made with photoshop means my dreams of them rubbing strawberry flavored sun tan lotion all over each other really hasn’t happened. Despite those facts, she was still a bitch for trying to crush a young boy’s dreams.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@StrawberryFlavoredSunTanLotion.net

Peace love and hair grease

The Orginal Pictures

At least he knows he is a lucky bastard


Thank God for zoom lens and photoshop

Yes I know there is no such thing as strawberry flavored sun tan lotion...yet

The Ends

Eve Longoria Desperate for some Valtrex

Has all the whoring around Hollywood finally caught up with Eva Longoria? The following pictures from the NBA All Star game this past weekend show a strange formation around the corner of her mouth. Now I am by no means qualified to make a medical diagnosis, but I wouldn’t let my dick get near a girl with a sore like this on the side of her mouth. Eva Longoria though is not the below average looking bar skank still hanging around at last call that I normally take home, so I doubt her outbreak would stop me from rubbing my whole body all over her cold sore. Granted I would probably overdose on Valtrex the next morning, but I think that’s a small price to pay.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@Valtrex.net

Peace, love and hair grease




Looks like someone’s Valtrex prescription ran out