Sunday, October 21, 2007

HBOTD - Jodie Marsh As A Construcion Worker



Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have a love/hate relationship with Halloween. I love Halloween, because it’s the one time of the year that all girls slut it up. Yes even that sweet innocent girl in the office or in your class will slut it up. Then you have the sluty girl that sluts it up to past stripper levels. Halloween just seems to bring out all girls inner slut and it is a beautiful thing my friend. Then comes the part of Halloween that I hate, wearing a fucking costume!! The Jew in me doesn’t want to spend the money on a costume I am only going to wear once, but the kid in me knows the only way I will bag a Rainbow Brite or a Sexy Nurse, is if I wear a costume. I don’t care who you are or what your costume is, dudes look like total douche bags in Halloween costumes. Guys don’t have the luxury of slutting up like the gals, well gay guys can, but a straight guy can not go as a Sexy Doctor. No, we have to deal with goofy ass costumes that actually hurt our chances of going home with the slutty Strawbery Shortcake. I say fuck it, don’t buy a costume, just go out in what you’d normally wear. You will be the only one not looking like a total tool and thus increasing your chances for the night. Now just find the girl dressed up in the outfit that you always asked your ex to wear for you, but the bitch would never wear, not even for your damn birthday. Good luck on your Tricks and Treats expedition!! Here is the first of several Halloween themed HBOTD posts to come, British model Jodie Marsh slutting it up as the construction worker from the Village People. As an added bonus here is a great classic web video about Sexy costumes.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@TricksAndTreats.net

Peace love and hair grease












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