Lindsay Lohan is having a bad month and the internets are loving it. This past month Lindsay has given the net some great candid, nip slip, see though and bikini pictures. Frankly I have gotten tired of the 100 plus bikini pictures that the celebrity bloggers have been posting each day of Lindsay and that’s one of many reason I steered my site away from the celeb shit. Last week all the bloggers went ape shit when it was revealed that Firecrotch is actually bald. You think after revealing your
“MOOSE KNUCKLE” to the world, that you might throw on a thong next time you wore a dress, but not our Lindsay as she showed her mangled box again this week. Besides all the pictures, Lindsay’s bag containing over a million bucks of jewelry and her “asthma” medicine was stolen. Even though I played one on TV, I am not a doctor, but it seems to me if you have “severe asthma” (which is always given as the reason for her missing call times and not her late night partying) you wouldn’t be smoking two packs of Parliament’s a day. Then there were reports that her boyfriend Harry ”Pink Taco” was going to propose after he was seen buying a huge diamond ring. Well two weeks later and still no engagement, so you might want to return the blender you had picked out for them.
I want to take this time to reach out to Lindsay and offer some sage advice. Linds (that’s what I call her when I pretend we are friends) everyone has a bad week, so cheer up my lil freckle muffin. You can turn this all around and make more money from it then your last movie that no one remembers did at the box office. Ever since you turned 18, Playboy has been offering you a ton of cash to pose nude. The world has seen what you got now, so no need to be shy. Its time to take Hef up on his offer, before you can no longer use “I was in Mean Girls” to get an audition. Your body looks a hundred times better then it did last year, so I am glad you started eating again or at least cut back some on the coke. But you’re a GINGER, so why the hell am I seeing a 100 plus pictures of a day walker trying to get a tan each day? Now from my past experience, I know that after doing an 8 ball, chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels and having wild monkey sex that it’s difficult to remember to put your crusty thong back on. This is why you must learn the always handy “Pull ‘Em To The Side” technique from one of your elder hoes. Maybe all that Oscar hype we have been hearing from your Mom will pan out, but if not I am sure you will make some great friends in rehab, just make sure they don’t have a digital camera.
Well I feel like our lil talk will help cheer her up and get her back on the right path, but most likely it will result in another letter from some lawyer and a visit from the FBI. In case you missed these over the past month, here is a recap of the pictures that has Lindsay so down.
As always send hate mail to
jimmy@FreckleMuffin.netPeace love and hair grease
I dont know why I have a feeling we will be seeing a real one of these soon
Nothing like a classic Nipple Slip...well almost one
How bad you want that ring Linds??
Harry the "Pink Taco" shows the proper way to greet a girl
Grab...tweak...
then kiss and grab the ass
I will slow it down for you virgins...First you cup them
Next you give them a squeeze
Then you give the nipples a good tweak.. it works every time, trust me
These are shitty See Throughs, but good enough for this site
Seems fitting there was a picture of her wearing a Pink Taco Shirt the day before these picturs showed up all over the net
The MOOSE KNUCKLE pictures the net went crazy over last week and if you cant figure out that these pictures are NSFW then you deserved to get fired for clicking on them
Just in case you didnt get a good view the first time she did it, she was nice enough to give us another peek today
Labels: Lindsay Lohan
