Matt Stone and Trey Parker stepped up to the plate tonight and dished out a big bitch slap to Isaac Hayes and his band of crazy nut jobs, The Church of Scientology. In case you didn’t hear, Isaac Hayes, who voiced Chef on South Park, quit the show after an episode bashed Scientology and the Dark Sith Lord Tom Cruise. Also this week, Tom Cruise had Comedy Central pull the Scientology bashing episode from reruns or he wouldn’t promote his upcoming box office disappointment, MI3. Despite Isaac quitting the show, his character Chef made his return to South Park tonight. Matt and Trey being the geniuses they are used audio clips from old shows to voice Chef, which made him seem crazy. Chef had left South Park to join an adventure club, turns out he was brainwashed and the club actually flew around the world molesting children. There were several jabs at Isaac and Scientology throughout the show, but the biggest was the origins of the club and its founder that resembled Scientology founder, Ron L Hubbard. The show ended with Chef being burned, taking a fall down a rocky cliff, being impaled, torn to shreds by a lion and a bear, and then dying after shitting himself. The club though recovered his body and rebuilt him into Darth Chef. The show wasn’t the best South Park ever, but will be a classic. Hollywood’s E.T. Fan Club will surely try to use their alien mind powers to try to ban this episode, so kudos to Matt and Trey for not giving a fuck and exposing these wierdos once again.
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Chef packed up his apron and left
He found a new club to be apart of
Super Adventure Club Hoooooo
Good bye Chef
Show me on the doll where Chef touched you
Did he do this?
or maybe he grabbed you like this
whats this Super Adventure Club about....
Traveling the world having sex with children
good ole fashion cult style brainwashing
Dance Bitch!!?!?!
Bitch I'll twist your nuts off!!!
Chef finally sees the light
YUM
YUM YUM
CAN I GET ME SOME
BROMBSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Um not sure what thats called but it looks fun
The founder of the Super Adventure Club looks awfully familar....
Wonder if he is related to Ron L Hubbard
He loves the children
In case you were wondering this is actualy what the Super Adventure Club believes
I am not sure I would have burnt a black man on TV
DAMN SON
You killed Chef!! You bastards!!!
RIP Chef
Remember the Chef of old not the Chef of tyhe Past week. Dont Be mad at Chef for leaving us. Be mad at the fruity little club for scrambling his brains.
We have the technology....we can rebuild him
Rise DARTH CHEF
Labels: Matt Stone, South Park, Trey Parker
