Wednesday, February 27, 2008

VOD - 3 Year Old Reviews Star Wars



Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I normally don’t post those “awh that’s cute” videos that your girl friend or wife forces you to watch, but since this one involves Star Wars I will make an exception. Plus even a grumpy asshole like me thinks this is sort of cute. Enjoy ladies.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

HBOTD - Olivia Munn Rocks The Princess Leia Slave Bikini

Flippity floppity an all that jive it’s the WWJ HBOTD. Last week I did a little tribute to Star Wars turning 30 and on Friday, G4’s Attack of the Show did their own tribute to Star Wars. I haven’t been home since Friday and sadly I missed the show and only got to see some small clips on the internets. Olivia Munn, the hottie co-hostess has slowly been moving up my list based on her wait for it… her personality. Yes even a male chauvinistic asshole like me takes personality into consideration. On Friday’s show however, her personality took a back seat and her rocking out the Princess Leia slave outfit helped move her all the way into my elite top 5. In fact, I am either in love now or have a bad case of indigestion. Those of you that actually know me and complain that I need to find a girl and settle down… Kristi, find me an Olivia Munn clone and I might consider it.

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Peace love and hair grease

To see Olivia rocking the Leia bikini, just click on the picture below. That one should be safe for work, unless you boss is just a dick.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

HBOTD - WWJ's Star Wars Tribute

The 30th Anniversary of Star Wars is this week and we here at WWJ decided there was only one way to celebrate it, with tons of hot chicks in Star Wars outfits. So here is a WWJ tribute to Star Wars, Hot Bitch of the Day style.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@LeiaHunter.net

Peace love and hair grease


Just click on the picture below to see all the goodies. Even if your boss is a huge Star Wars fan, that link would be NSFW.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Video of the Day - Darth Vader PSA



Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Even if they are horrible, I am a sucker for all the Star Wars videos the net has to offer. This one actually happens to be pretty damn funny and unlike most of the other Star Wars videos, this one is short. For some reason I think I have posted this video up before, but I am to damn lazy to go back and see if I already posted it, so here it is again bitches! HBOTD is on tap next.

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Friday, February 23, 2007

Video of the Day - Star Wars Theme Beat Box Style



Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Awhile back I posted a video of a Star Wars gangsta rap and all you fanboys liked it. Well today we are taking it to the old school bitches! This video makes me wish I still had all of my Fat Boy tapes. Sit back pop open a 40 and enjoy the Star Wars Theme beat box style.

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Monday, February 05, 2007

Video of the Day - Spock Sings About Bilbo Baggins

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. This video isn’t sexy, funny or cool. It is however more proof that Star Trek sucks and that there is only one Trilogy and it doesn’t involve closet hiding hobbits. Save your email super geeks, because even though I hate Star Trek, I already know the picture is not of a hobbit. So spare me the synopsis of the Plato episode and use that energy to go up stairs and ask your mom what a vagina is.

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Peace love and hair grease



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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Video of the Day - Star Wars Gansta Rap

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Awhile back there was a cartoon featuring Star Wars characters raping. Well someone decided to make another one except this time they used footage from the films. Since I have been super busy with school and I really have nothing else worth posting, you will have to deal with this. If you find something better help a brother out and send it to me. Also I still need a name for the new HBOTD links, the names I got sent to me, well they just sucked. Some new shit will slowly start to pop up on here in the next couple weeks and maybe the ghetto ass design that has been up for almost a year will go into retirement.

As always send hate mail to jimmy@IdStillFuckCarrieFisherSoWhatIfSheIsFatNowSheWasLeiaBitch.net

Peace love and hair grease



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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Video of the Day - Who Knew Darth Vader Was A Smartass

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Everyone knows that Darth Vader was ruthless, but who ever knew he was such a smartass. Even if you don’t like Star Wars, you will find this video funny. If for some chance you don’t like Star Wars, then you are either a girl or a member of Al-Qaeda. For the members of Al-Qaeda, your IP address has been tracked and a legion of nerds will be knocking down your door to sodemize you with their plastic light sabers. As for the ladies, I know your genetics wont allow you to like Star Wars so you get a free pass and unless you’re into it, no geek will be sodemizing you with his light saber. You ladies that happen to be into that, then drop me a line because as hard as it is to believe, I am single and I do have a light saber.

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Peace love and hair grease


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Monday, July 17, 2006

Video of the Day - The Vader Sessions A Star Wars Fan Film

I am still recovering from this past weekend, so only time for a quick WWJ approved Video of the Day. I admit that I am a dork when it comes to Star Wars. Most of the fan made films are horrid, but because I am obsessed with anything Star Wars related, I spend hours each day watching them. This obsession has prevented me from getting laid on more then one occasion, yet for some strange reason I am still obsessed with Star Wars. Every blue moon, a fan made film is so good that you don’t have to be a 30 years old Star Wars geek with Yoda bed sheets to enjoy it. The Vader Sessions cleverly replaces Darth Vader’s dialogue from A New Hope, with some of James Earl Jones other classic roles, to make one of the most hilarious videos on the net. The third and final installment of the Keeley Hazell apology is on tap for tomorrow and later this week, the long awaited return of Hollywood’s redheaded step child, The Unnamed Segment.

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Video of the Day - Star Wars : The Empire Brokeback

Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The whole Brokeback Mountain parody thing was pretty popular a couple months ago, so you probably have already seen this or careless about seeing it, but I am doped up on allergy medicine and it made me laugh. See what happens when Star Wars gets a case of Brokeback Mountain. I am guessing if you’re a geek like me, you will like this video, but if you’re a gay geek you’re going to love it.

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