Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So I never post anything about politics, as you don’t come here for my opinion of who I am endorsing, which by the way is no one, as I don’t trust any politician. Well the AP is reporting that Hilldog is finally dropping out and it will officially be Obama vs. McCain. So after this was announced on the news the next story was about Tatum O’Neal getting busted for trying to buy some coke and it made me wonder how will Obama celebrate winning the nomination. Maybe this video will give a clue about tonight’s festivities.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Weezer has a new CD coming out and the video for the first single is classic. Much like SouthPark’s Stars of The Internet Fight, Weezer has tapped the nets to make one hell of a video. I attempted to do something similar to this over a year ago for one of my classes and I failed miserably. My video contained spoofs of several web videos and I posted only part of it and it rightfully got trashed by everyone who saw it. Unlike my attempt, Weezer scored gold with their attempt. The new CD, The Red Album drops on Tuesday. Ive already heard it and it’s actually worth a buy, so go get it bitches. Well here is the video for Pork and Beans enjoy bitches.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Before I get to today’s HBOTD, I figured I would finally throw up this great video from Jack McBrayer. Since I don’t watch 30 Rock, I know him as the naïve goofy guy from Talladega Nights. He has a couple videos up over at Funny or Die, but this one is by far my favorite. Maybe he will get his girl friend, the adorable Amy Adams to appear in one of his next vids. A much requested HBOTD is up next, but for now just watch the damn video. The audio is NSFW, so make sure your speakers aren't blasting.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I normally don’t post those “awh that’s cute” videos that your girl friend or wife forces you to watch, but since this one involves Star Wars I will make an exception. Plus even a grumpy asshole like me thinks this is sort of cute. Enjoy ladies.
VOD - Im F***ing Seth Rogan, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the day. Im waiting for a class to start so real quick, here is the Im Fucking Seth Rogan video along with the Matt Damnon and Ben Affleck versions from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Class is starting got to go bitches, but before I go the audio is NSFW so turn your speakers down.
UPDATE – Since I was rushed to get this up before my class started, I figured I would give you some more info on this. The Seth Rogan version is from the set of Kevin Smith’s next flick, Zack And Miri Make A Porno. The video went dead, so it’s been replaced by one that is working. Thanks to Alan for sending this to me early this morning. See, sometimes I really do read the emails you guys send in.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I don’t feel like typing, so just watch the damn video. Just for shit and giggles, I also threw up Internet People for the 5 of you that haven’t seen it yet.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day.I got a ton of school work to do and plus I am in a pissy mood, so I am going to keep this short and sweet. Just watch the fucking video, its pretty damn funny. Thanks to Alan for sending this one in.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ok, despite me being pissed that UK has a shitty kicker and a QB that cant run the damn ball in when my asthmatic ass could have walked it in for the score, today was filled with a ton of great games. Did anyone catch the Colorado/Nebraska game? Well all season long ABC/ESPN has been having famous alumni/fans doing some stupid intros of the starting line ups. However my hat is off to them for using Eric Cartman to intro Colorado. Just in case you happened to miss it or if you are just a pussy that doesn’t watch college football, here they are.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Several years ago, I was an intern for a great morning show here in Atlanta. Sadly, thanks to a case of some bad Mexican food and a trip to the can, The Regular Guys are no longer on the air. One of the hosts, Eric Von Haessler has been doing a podcast with the one of the funniest guys I have ever known, Tim Andrews and another former Atlanta morning show guy, Jimmy Baron. If your into the whole podcast thing, you should check it out on iTunes or one of their web sites, as it is worth a listen. The other host, Larry Wachs is now doing a hilarious show on the internets for Adult Swim’s video site Super Deluxe. If you like the Colbert Report and The Daily Show, your going to love What’s Your Story. Here are the first 3 episodes, enjoy bitches!
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So this 2Girls1Cup thing just wont die and now besides all the reaction videos, a bunch of parodies are popping up all over the net. Here are two of the parodies from FunnyorDie.com. Since school has slowed down a bit for me, I plan on doing a couple of HBOTD posts in the next couple days, so go easy on the “you’re a fucking lazy asshole, post some boobs already!!” emails. Remember I don’t make money off this site and I am in school so I don’t have to eat fucking Ramen noodles the rest of my life. No shit eating in these videos, but the audio is NSFW, so make sure your speakers aren't full blast.
VOD - 2 Girls 1 Cup The SIckest Video You WIll Ever See
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ok I really don’t approve this video, as has to be one of the sickest fucking things I have ever witnessed, but it is all the talk of the net right now. If you can make it thru the whole video, your more of a man then me. This video is EXTREMELY NSFW, you have been warned so don’t bitch at me because you got fired for watching this sick shit on your lunch break. I am going to go watch some Disney movies now to regain my innocence.
Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have a love/hate relationship with Halloween. I love Halloween, because it’s the one time of the year that all girls slut it up. Yes even that sweet innocent girl in the office or in your class will slut it up. Then you have the sluty girl that sluts it up to past stripper levels. Halloween just seems to bring out all girls inner slut and it is a beautiful thing my friend. Then comes the part of Halloween that I hate, wearing a fucking costume!! The Jew in me doesn’t want to spend the money on a costume I am only going to wear once, but the kid in me knows the only way I will bag a Rainbow Brite or a Sexy Nurse, is if I wear a costume. I don’t care who you are or what your costume is, dudes look like total douche bags in Halloween costumes. Guys don’t have the luxury of slutting up like the gals, well gay guys can, but a straight guy can not go as a Sexy Doctor. No, we have to deal with goofy ass costumes that actually hurt our chances of going home with the slutty Strawbery Shortcake. I say fuck it, don’t buy a costume, just go out in what you’d normally wear. You will be the only one not looking like a total tool and thus increasing your chances for the night. Now just find the girl dressed up in the outfit that you always asked your ex to wear for you, but the bitch would never wear, not even for your damn birthday. Good luck on your Tricks and Treats expedition!! Here is the first of several Halloween themed HBOTD posts to come, British model Jodie Marsh slutting it up as the construction worker from the Village People. As an added bonus here is a great classic web video about Sexy costumes.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Ok so after another busy ass week at school, I finally got some time to throw up a couple of posts. Since it is breast cancer awareness month, this video from those crazy Japanese, gives you yet another reason to save the tatas. I guess boobs are like hemp, there are a million uses for them.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So I don’t do the whole cam thing, but I am sure a lot of you pervs have scoured those yahoo chat rooms to find some chick with a cam. Well congrats, because your sick ass will either wind up on How To Catch A Predator or you will have this happen to you. Granted if you are from Alabama this situation wouldn’t be to bad, especially if the girl is hot. A requested HBOTD is on the way.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I am lazy and don’t feel like typing, so just watch this hilarious video about the tough training of a hopeful kicker. This should get you ready for this weekends games.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The last couple weeks has seen a ton of rumors about celebrity sex tapes. There was the fake Meg White video, which no one really cared about even if it was real. There have been talks of an Elisha Cuthbert tape, which if is true we will sadly never get to see. Then there is the talks of yet another Britney Spears tape, which if the guy who banged her can get over the embarrassment of putting his dick inside a beached whale, will soon be one rich whale fucker and the video will be all over the nets. Yes sadly people actually want to see that, but I am scared it will give me nightmares. I want to say there was also talks of some other celeb having a tape floating out there, but I am still brain dead from this week and cant remember. Finally there were strong rumors of an Eva Longoria sex tape, which everyone would love to see. Well turns out it the rumors were real, sort of. Yes leave it to Will Ferrell and the rest of the guys over at Funny or Die, to cause a commotion on the net again. So here is the Eva Longoria sex tape with Eric Christian Olsen. Hope that clears up all the emails I have been getting about posting these sex tapes. Also I thought to make up for the lack of a real sex tape that I would throw in these old FHM, but still great pics from FHM. Enjoy bitches.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Figured I would take a quick study break to post another great Digital Short that aired on last nights SNL. If it was nothing but these Digital Shorts, SNL would actually be a great show again.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Earlier this week Halo 3 came out and besides the huge sales for Microsoft, I am pretty sure Mtn Dew, Red Bull and Doritos cashed in on all the die hard gamers that stayed up all night playing. Hell, my classes were half full this week and I am guessing it is due to Halo being released. I know of at least one person that got the game and didn’t leave the house or go to sleep until he finished the game. So for all of you gamers that are still on your Halo 3 high, I figured I would throw up this video I ran across the other day. Midterms are coming up, so I been super busy, but I will still try to throw up at least one request this weekend.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I am still hurting from a long night and a full day of classes, so this is going to be short and sweet. The other day in class, one of my buddies told me about this hilarious video by Bomani "D'mite" Armah. The song will stick in your head the rest of the day, I have caught myself singing it all damn day and I am going to put it on my iPod, so I can rock out to it all day tomorrow. Supposedly this video has stirred up a bit of controversy over at BET.Guess either some parents got pissed off or it pissed off some people that cant take a joke. So if your easily offended, you shouldn’t watch this video, hell you shouldn’t even be at this site, but if your not a stuck up asshole and have a sense of humor watch the damn video bitch.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. So in a couple hours another day of college football will be kicking off and hopefully my team will do better this week. This clip of the Oregon Duck kicking the Houston Cougars ass has been playing all week and for some reason I still laugh each time I see it, so I decided to throw it up for those of you that may have missed it. All it needs is the Eye of the Tiger or some other fight song playing in the background.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Whatever happened to having midget wrestling? I remember when WWE used to have midget battle royals and there was always one giant midget that would kick ass. One can only hope that after seeing this video, the UFC will start a midget division to fill the void of midget on midget violence. Thanks to Mike, who sent this in last week.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I have had a ton of people ask me, which means two, if I am going to bring back the 54th Annual WWJ College Football Challenge this year and the answer to that is….no. Being a broke college student with no income, I can’t afford to do it. Before I throw up today’s HBOTD, I thought I would throw up this hilarious video from my old boss, the talented Mr. Tim Andrews, who can now be heard on 99X’s morning show. Even though I am a UGA fan, this video about legendary announcer Larry Munson, had me rolling. Go Dawgs!
WWJ Summer Drinking Tour - The Giant Slip and Slide
This combined with the UFC and a lot of beer is the reason I didn’t update this weekend. The TnA will return later this week as I will bring back some WWJ favorites that you guys keep requesting.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The other day Vick pleaded guilty and his career is over. As a Falcons fan, I should be bummed that our star quarterback will never play again, but I couldn’t be happier. Don’t get me wrong, Vick is a great athlete, but he was a horrible quarterback and a PR nightmare. There was a heated discussion about Vick in my class today and of course some idiot threw out the race card. According to this numb nuts reasoning, if it had been Tom Brady, the federal charges would have never been brought up, PETA would not be pissed about dogs being inhumanely killed and the government would have set up a special grant to help fund the BradyDogFightingAcademy. Well before I go off on an equally retarded rant, here is a great video from the guys over at The Damn Show on the whole Vick situation.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day and sorta a HBOTD sans pictures. I am still trying to recover from my first day back at school, as all the new fresh fish gave my ass whiplash. In the back to school spirit, I thought I would post this video of YouTube sensation hotforwords posing in everyone’s favorite outfit, the Slutty Catholic School Girl. I am not really sure what these videos staring “Marina” the philologist are about, as I can’t get past this hotties accent. It’s like she was pulled straight out of my dreams, the ones where I am a secret agent and travel around the world banging hot KGB spies while saving the world from nuclear annihilation. Sadly, the website doesn’t have any of the pictures used in the videos and my search for info or pictures of her was a waste of time. If someone out there knows more about her or can find pictures, email me ASAP.
VOD - Instant Messenger Love Song plus Raven Riley
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. It’s Friday and I still don’t feel like typing, as I need to save up my strength for when I go out drinking tonight. So, this one is for you computer nerds like me that had AOL and dial up back in the day. Also as an added bonus for all you sick perverts, I threw in a couple pictures of Raven Riley.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. I really don’t get why everyone loves that Chocolate Rain video by Tay Zonday, but I do dig the version John Mayer did for The Best Week Ever. It’s like a mash-up of Nelly Furtado, Chocolate Rain and John Mayer. Enjoy bitches.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. The Bourne Ultimatum made something like 70 million, so I figured I would post the hilarious spoof that Jimmy Kimmel Live did. Just in case you have never watched JKL and don’t know anything about Jimmy’s “feud” with Matt Damon, I posted two other videos to catch you up.
Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Transformers hasn’t even been out for 24 hours and the requests for Megan Fox are already pouring in. Luckily I was already planning on doing a post on the Transformer hottie, but if the requests keep coming in, I may post some more of her later. Despite all her goofy ass tats, I am really digging this chick and her only flaw is that she is engaged to the equally goofy Brian Austin Green of 90210 fame. If you haven’t seen Transformers yet, you need to get your ass to the theater, because it actually was pretty fucking good. I may actually even go see it again. I am still shocked that Michael Bay didn’t fuck it up, so don’t worry about Optimus going emo and dancing to Fall Out Boy. I included some HQ pics of Megan from the movie and just for shit and giggles, a great video review of the old school Transformers The Movie. I just started a new class in which I have to write 14 fucking papers, so the updates are going to be scarce for awhile. I will do my best to knock out some requests each week, but don’t hold your breath.
Time for another WWJ approved Video of the Day. Im back bitches, well sort of. School has been hectic, but I am going to try to do a couple of posts this weekend and knock out some of these requests. Until then it’s a quick VOD. I still haven’t decided if I am going to go see the new Die Hard flick this week, but even though Bruce Willis is 60 something now, I have heard the movie is actually good. Since I know a ton of you guys will be going to see it this weekend, I figured I would get you ready for the cheesy one liners with this old clip from the TBS Monkey-ed Movies. I am a sucker for these or anything that has monkeys dressed up as people, so hopefully they will make some new ones.
