HBOTD - Jessica Alba Oscar Horror

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well the Oscars were tonight and a bunch of films and people I have never heard of won a statue of a naked gold man. Is it any wonder why women and gay men love this shit. Out of all the movies nominated, I only saw Juno and since I knew it wasn’t going to win any awards and because I like boobs, I didn’t watch what I am sure was as exciting as a documentary on quilts. Well since it was all about the movies tonight, I figured I would finally throw up these pictures of Jessica Alba recreating some horror flicks. These pictures are from Latina magazine, which is surprisingly printed in English and only five months late on doing something for Halloween. I guess they are like the Taco Bell of the Latin magazine community. Well she may be knocked up, engaged and fully clothed in these pics, but it is still Jessica Alba and worth a post. I really think her fiancée is a tard, because she wouldn’t have had to poke a hole in my condom to get me to purpose. Even if she is a mega bitch, has bad breath or is a dead lay, she is Jessica fuckin Alba.

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HBOTD - Jessica Alba Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Yes despite the whole Imus thing, I am keeping my corny little tag line. So it has been awhile since the HBOTD has seen any new material and thanks to the emails and verbal threats, I know that you guys are tired of all the videos and are ready for some T&A. I have a ton of HBOTD’s lined up, some old favorites along with some new ones will be making there way on here this week. Today it is WWJ’s fantastic make believe girl friend and former stalkee, Jessica Alba. The second Fantastic Four movie Rise of the Silver Surfer comes out this June and it will most likely be just as bad as the first one. Still no matter how bad it sucks, I will go see it. Hell I would watch an instructional video on how to crochet as long as Jessica Alba were in it. Here are some nonrevealing but still kind of hot pictures of Jessica from her upcoming film. I shouldnt have to say this, but some of you still dont know how this whole internet thing works. Just click on the pictures to make them larger.

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I spy camel toe




GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN.. MOTHER FUCKER!!








Working the blonde hair and blue eyes




nice DSL's


My worst nightmare


You bastard!!




Jessica Alba as a naughty librarin. WWJ likey!!

Jessica Alba Gets A New Dog and Playboy Playmate Raquel Gibson Nude

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My obsession with Jessica Alba has brought me many wonderful things such as verbal death threats from her body guards, restraining orders, visits from the FBI and now it looks like a vicious dog bite is in my future. It seems Jessica has purchased herself a very cute, but deadly, pit bull. Now this would thwart most people, but Jessica has no clue that my modeling career was cut short due to a dog biting of half of my face off. Yes, sadly this is true story. Granted the dog was no pit bull, but just because he looked like Benji doesn’t mean he wasn’t mean son of a bitch. My chance of being a male model was crushed and now I am forced to wear a stretchy mask to cover up the huge scar on my face. The agency, after seeing my scar told me never to come back and I lost out on a huge commercial that would have catapulted my career. I also developed a huge fear of dogs, but after several years of therapy, I have almost overcome my fear and I no longer run and hide from small dogs. I don’t think another dog bite will be able to keep me away from my daily stalking rituals, but it was a good try Jess!! Since there are no new uber hot pics of Jessica, I included some of Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look-alike, Raquel Gibson, for you to drool over.

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Jessica makes walking the dog sexy


I can see you Jimmy, get out of those bushes before I sic my dog on you


Looks like Jessica got me a present with a big bow. Cant wait to unwrap it!?!??!


That furry lil bastard is kissing my woman!!!


Raquel Gibson aka Jessica Alba look-a-like


To see the rest of Raquel's goodies, click on the HBOTD banner below to for all the NSFW goodies

HBOTD - Jessica Alba Look a Like, Raquel Gibson Nude In Playboy

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. If you haven’t imagined what Jessica Alba looks like naked, well congrats you’re gay and you win a brand new rainbow sticker for your Volkswagen. I and many others, women and gays included, have spent countless hours imagining what is underneath those Vickies. I have spent even more hours searching every movie she has been in frame by frame for the slightest glimpse of her naughty parts. My DVD player now needs an old school VCR tracking switch for when I watch Honey and Into the Blue. Despite all my searching, the closest I have come has been the almost nip slip and partial areola picture and her see thru dress pictures, all of which I included below. I am a lazy bastard and now my imagination can be just as lazy, thanks to Playboy Playmate and Jessica Alba look a like, Raquel Gibson. Thank God I don’t have a CD of Jessica Alba’s voice to be my soundtrack when I look at these pictures of Raquel. I think it would result in me developing the world’s worst case of tennis elbow. Sadly, the collection of pictures I have acquired of Raquel will only satisfy my Jessica Alba craving for a short time. I do have a solid plan to get Jessica Alba naked in Playboy or in a film. I am going to take up a collection to pay off a kid dying with cancer. He will then use his Make a Wish to ask Jessica Alba to pose in Playboy. How could Jessica say no to a dying kid when his last wish is to see one of the most beautiful women in the world naked? I will set up a Pay Pal account for all those wishing to help the cause.

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The Fantastic Two made their debut at the premier of Fantastic Four



Ohhhhh so close, but if you squint and look closely you can see some of the goods



Playboy cock teased the world by putting Jessica on the cover



Ok so Raquel isnt Jessica's twin, but she is close enough for me



Playboy trys to make up for cock teasing us



To see the rest of Raquel's Playboy spread click on the HBOTD link below. Last time I checked T&A is still NSFW, so dont be a window licker and click that if your at work.

HBOTD - Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria Finally Together In Bikinis

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I have been told that none of my dreams would ever come true and that I was wasting precious time and energy that could be used to reach more attainable goals. Well, well, well, it turns out my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Castro was not only a filthy whore, but she was also a fucking liar!! Yeah guess what Bitch? George Lucas, even though they sucked, did make more Star Wars movies and thanks to advancements in technology and my digital playground, more of my dreams turn into reality everyday. Today it is two of Hollywood’s sexiest Latinas, Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, coming together for some fun on the beach. Ok so maybe Mrs. Castro was right about my dreams of fame and fortune and the fact that these pictures were made with photoshop means my dreams of them rubbing strawberry flavored sun tan lotion all over each other really hasn’t happened. Despite those facts, she was still a bitch for trying to crush a young boy’s dreams.

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The Orginal Pictures

At least he knows he is a lucky bastard


Thank God for zoom lens and photoshop

Yes I know there is no such thing as strawberry flavored sun tan lotion...yet

The Ends

Hot Bitch of the Day - Special Edition

This post should have been done in December along with every other “Best of 2005”, but thanks to Modblog sucking more ass then Clay Aiken and me being lazy, it took till mid February to finally get it finished. So here is your 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of The Day All Stars.

10. Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner worth a damn had a big year. You couldn’t get away from her songs and unlike that fucking Bananas song from Gwen Stefani, Kelly’s songs were actually decent. Kelly has lost a lot of the weight she had on American Idol and has moved out of the chubby girl you’d bang if you were drunk category and into the yeah Id hit that category. She is not the hottest and she still has some baby fat, but another year in the gym and some breast implants and you will be begging to knock the bottom out of it.
Best Feature – hazel eyes









9. Keeley Hazell

She is really higher on my list, but not many people here in the states know of this bombshell. Keeley is one of many big breasted girls that graces the pages of the UK’s FHM and Maxims. What makes her stand out besides her natural 32E is unlike the other hot girls the UK is pumping out she doesn’t look like a complete whore. You could take this girl home and your Mom would approve until your Dad gave her an extremely long hug.
Best Feature – her 32E personality








8. Jennifer Wilbanks AKA The Runaway Bride

Ok so she isn’t hot, she has those psycho peepers and the bitch is just plain crazy, but there are a couple things that land her on the list. She got a lot of money from her TV and book deals, has a decent fake rack and she likes to travel. Remember she made up the story about being forced into a threesome with a Mexican and a white girl. Now this means deep down she is a freak in the bed and would be willing to do anything. Maybe I am weird but the multicolor towel over her face is a turn on and also very handy. You’ll never have to worry about fumbling in the dark for a quick clean up again.
Best Feature – Towel covering her psycho peepers




Honorable mention goes to another news diva of 2005 Terri Schivao cause who doesnt love a loud moaner




7. Lois Griffin

One of the biggest comebacks of the year was that of Family Guy, so I have no choice but to include Lois Griffin in the list. She may be animated, but you can’t say you haven’t thought about it at least once. Granted her voice could kill an erection powered by a bottle of Viagra, but we know from the show that she is a complete freak and we here at WWJ admire that quality in a woman. Plus she is married to a fat man, which means she has low standards and would be easy to land. She is no Ariel or Jessica Rabbit but this red head MILF will make you want to eat some red carpet.
Best Feature – Low standards









6. Jessica Simpson

Her role as Daisy Duke helped make a whole new generation of adolescent boys achieve their first awkward moment. Despite being one of the worst songs of the year, the video for These Boots Were Made for Walkin actually made the song sound good. The once proud virgin transformed into one of Hollywood’s biggest sluts in 2005. Rumors of her divorce and her romps with the cast of Jackass dominated magazine covers for months. She is now single and out to make up for lost time by banging any D list star she comes across. I never thought I had a chance with Jessica Simpson until she started screwing WWJ look a like and Maroon 5 front man, Adam Levine. I can now die a happy man knowing that I had a chance to donkey punch Jessica Simpson.
Best Feature – Daisy Dukes

















5. Jennifer Anniston

Despite not doing anything worth remembering since the end of Friends, Jennifer is somehow still one of the top stars in Hollywood. She made headlines when Brad Pitt dumped her ass for Angelina Jolie and showed up on a million web sites when her unflattering topless sunbathing pictures made their second go round. She is on the rebound and has extremely low standards. This is evident from her new boyfriend insomniac Vince Vaughn. So why the hell did I even put her on the list and this high? The only reason was her headlights. Obviously the set of Friends was extremely cold as she was always running around with her high beams on. Ever since I first noticed her pokies I have been under their spell even after seeing the topless photos.
Best Feature – Always leaving her headlights on








4. Lisa from Team America

Lisa is the blonde bombshell that took a Dirty Sanchez in the years best sex scene. Sure she looks similar to a blow up doll and is only about a foot tall, but after a couple drinks I am sure it would be just like that midget I hooked up with in 98. Plus all the strings that make her move can easily be used to tie her up if you’re into that kind of thing.
Best Feature – Into Donkey Punching and Dirty Sanchez







3. Anne Hathaway

. Anne Hathaway the innocent looking actress from the Princess Diaries stepped away from her goody girl image to appear topless in not one but two movies last year. I got a copy of Havoc the day it came out, but even a topless Anne getting rear ended isn’t enough to lure me to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am just stoked I no longer have to steal my 6 year old cousins copy of The Princess Diaries to rub one off. Thank you Barbara Kopple for casting lil miss Anne in Havoc.
Best Feature - Inner Slut










2. Jessica Alba
The sexy Latina had one of the best years in Hollywood. Her and her bikini saved the horrid film Into The Blue from being a straight to the bargain bin DVD to a number one movie. Now that Into the Blue is on DVD I can finally give my copy of Honey a rest. She also recently became the front runner in the 2006 WWJ Cock Tease of the Year Award by appearing on the cover of Playboy, but not posing nude.
Best Feature – Da Budunkadunk






















1. Angelina Jolie
The husband stealing, world saving, foreign kid adopting temptress is the undisputed 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of the Year. Besides having the best set of DSLs in Hollywood, Angelina also has the world’s most powerful vagina. She used it to lure Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Anniston. She is quite possible the most desired person in the world, as even the ladies want to get a hold of her according to some polls. Her vagina is so powerful that she could turn most gay man straight. So congrats to you and your powerful vagina Angelina. Hope you finally giving birth to your own kid doesn’t make it lose its power.
Best Feature – DSLs














THE END



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