HBOTD - Keeley Hazell The Topless Calender

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The last time I posted up a HBOTD, I was pissed that Keeley Hazell who is known for showing off her amazing 32 E’s would put out a nipple free calendar. Well thankfully another calendar came out and this pitcher of Koolaid isn’t missing any sugar. Its good to be back and thanks for all the get well wishes, now enjoy the uncovered memories bitches!

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Well since this calendar shows a tad more skin then lingerie section of the JC Penney's catalog, that makes it NSFW and you will have to click on the picture below to see the sugar tits.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell To Keep You Company In 2008

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I cant even remember the last time I posted pics of my British obsession, Miss Keeley Hazell, but her 2008 calendar is out, so Welcome Back Keeley. She looks great in the pics, but the calendar pisses me the fuck off. When you are known for being a TOPLESS model, what is the point of putting out a calendar that doesn’t show off those amazing natural 32 E’s. Not showing off her fun bags is like making Koolaid without any sugar or drinking nonalcoholic, it’s fucking pointless. Honestly you could see more skin in this year’s JC Penny’s catalogue, but since the request will flood in for these pics, here they are. Enjoy bitches and see if you can spot the areolas.

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The pics are pretty tame, but since someone will complain, you need to click on the pic below to see them.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Does Breakfast at Tiffany's

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of The Day. I am still recovering from a very long alcohol filled night out, so it is straight to the pictures today. It’s the return of long time WWJ favorite, Keeley Hazell. Hopefully this will take care of all the requests I been getting for her.

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Keeley shows her cans so that makes the pictures NSFW, so just click on the picture below.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell FHM May 2007

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. The other day when I posted some pictures of Michelle Marsh, I said that I would post some more of the British Big Boobed Conspiracy girls over the next couple of days. Well today is day 2 of the British Invasion and my former obcession, Keeley Hazell is up to bat. Sadly her last couple of spreads have been pretty boring and this one is no different. She may no longer be on my top 5, but I would still tap that harder then a keg in a AA meeting. I have a stop on the WWJ Summer Drinking Tour on Saturday and Mother’s Day is on Sunday, so no more British Boobage until Monday.

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Click on the picture below to see the boring Keeley spread. That link no matter how boring the pics are is NSFW.

HBOTD - The Keeley Hazell Sex Tape

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. So I promised I would do two posts this weekend. The first was Hannah Hilton pictures along with a video, while the second was SI cover model Carolyn Murphy’s sex tape. Well you can thank WWJ’s own Internet Gangsta for those not making it to the site today. For those of you who visit the site often, you know that I have a slight obsession with the leader of the British Big Boob Conspiracy, Keeley Hazel. So today, Tim sent me the Holy Grail, the Keeley Hazel Sex Tape!! Ok so the camera work is worst then the Paris Hilton tape and you really don’t get to see enough of Keeley, but I’m not complaining. I will get to the other posts I promised, later this week, until then enjoy some Keeley. Huge thanks goes to my new hero Tim!!

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I shouldnt have to say this, but some of you have the brain capacity of a retarded sea monkey and I will end up getting an email complaining about how you thought it was a good idea to click this link on your lunch break, so this link is VERY NSFW!! If your not at work or dont care about getting fired just click on the picture below to see the Keeley Sex Tape

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell and the Topless 100 of 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 40 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Zoo is by far the best magazine I have never read. They are the guys responsible for Keeley Hazell and the rest of the British Big Boob Conspiracy All Stars. What better way to start the New Year then with their recap of the 100 Hottest Topless Pictures of 2006. To make it even better, they have Keeley giving her expert opinion. So unless you live in England, you wont know many of these girls, but hey they are topless so does it really matter you don’t them?

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To see Keeley and the rest of the 100 Hottest Topless pictures of 2006, just click on the picture below. Yes El Tardo a link to pictures of topless girls would be NSFW!

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell 2007 Calendar

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Last week I posted up Lucy Pinder’s 2007 Calendar and I couldn’t go without posting the calendar of my favorite Big Boobed British chick, Keeley Hazell. I have what some call “an unhealthy obsession” with Keeley, but I have never put much into this so called psychology. I have actually caught some slack for not keeping you up to date with new Keeley pictures, but I am now off the meds and later this week I will bring you a super king kong mega post of all the pictures I never got around to posting. Until then, have fun marking the Keeley calendar.

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Unlike Lucy Pinder, Keeley thankfuly hasnt mastered the art of the nipple cover. That means the pictures are NSFW, so just click on the picture below to see 12 months of Keeley Hazell

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Topless UK FHM November 2006

Flipping flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasn’t planning on posting anything tonight, but these new topless pictures of my future ex wife Keeley Hazell take priority over my plans of a drunken debauchery filled evening. WWJ’s Senior Staff Photographer is still on assignment in England and since he hasn’t checked in for a couple days I am not sure if he has had any success securing a lock of Keeley’s hair and one of her many thongs to add to my stalker worthy collection. I am sure if I lived in England I would continually get my ass kicked and be issued a world record amount of restraining orders just for following her around or peeping in her windows. However I feel that an ass kicking and jail time is a small price to pay to show your dream girl how much you care. I am pretty sure after seeing the shrine I made in my closet, she would drop the restraining orders and we would move to the English countryside and live happily ever after. Until then, I will continue to have candle lit dinners and laugh about the good ole days with my brunette blow up doll. See you bitches never knew I was a romantic.

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The rest of the pictures are of Keeley topless and showing off her amazing set of 32 E's. Since boobs, no matter how great they may be, are NSFW, your goign to have to click the banner below to see them.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell 2007 Calendar and HQ Nuts Topless pictures

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well I decided not to go to the Borat screening tonight, so I figured I would at least do something productive with my night. Thanks to new of pictures of Brittan’s secret 32E starred general, Keeley Hazell, my on going mission to prove the British Big Boob Conspiracy Theory has once again gained momentum. You can save your emails, telling me similar sites have already posted these. I held off posting these for a reason. Today is WWJ’s Internet Gangsta, Tim’s birthday and since he is the only one I know that gets as excited as I do when new Keeley pictures surface, I held off posting them until today. Hopefully these pictures will hold him over until I get a chance to take him to Hooters for his birthday.


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2007 is already shaping up to be a good year!



The pictures from Nuts are HQ, so thats why they take longer to load you tard


The rest of the pictures have Keeley exposing those amazing 32 E's that have made her famous. Just click on the banner below to see the NSFW pictures.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Premiership Strip from Zoo

Well I hadn’t planned on doing two HBOTD posts today, but anytime I get new pictures of my future ex wife, the amazing Keeley Hazell, I am going to post them immediately. Is it wrong or just sad, that these pictures are the highlight of my week? Well I really don’t care what you think of my so called “obsession”, I am in love with Keeley and I will continue to follow my heart and by heart I mean my penis and by penis I mean, well my penis actually. So here are some brand new pictures of Keeley Hazell and her heavenly 32 E’s showing off the jersey’s of the Premier League. These pictures are just more proof to help support my British Big Boob Conspiracy!!

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Thankfully all of these pictures are NSFW. So you need to click on the banner below to see those heavenly 32 E's.

Zoo's 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Zoo decided to put together some pictures of the 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006 and the winner of course was my future ex wife, Keeley Hazell. If the magazines here in the States filled their pages with a bunch of hot girls showing their fun bags instead of the cock teasing Victoria’s Secret catalog like pictures, I might actually pay for my subscriptions. Thankfully the internet has helped provide pervs like me with easy access to the wonderful magazines of Great Britain.

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All of the pictures from Zoo's 100 Sexiest Bodies of 2006, contain uncovered butts, breasts and nipples...oh my. So to prevent some dick head from bitching at me because he was surfing the net instead of actually working, all of the pictures are on the HBOTD page. Just click on the banner below to see who else made the list.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Nude on Page 3

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It’s time for part 2 of my apology for the covered up Keeley Hazell post. I feel like a bowl of ass today, so no witty commentary bitches, its straight to the T&A that you come here for. The finale, aka part 3 should be up sometime this weekend and I promise it will almost be as big as Keeley’s 32 E’s.

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Save your emails about her being clothed in these first 4 pictures, I needed to post some of her clothed for the main page



To see Keeley minus all the clothes, just click on the banner below. In case you just finished tape 1 of Hooked on Phonics, this link is NSFW. Oh and good luck with tape 2, I hear its the toughest of the set.

Keeley Hazell World Cup Rubdown in July's Zoo

Flipping, flopping and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. It seems a lot of people were pissed about the lack of skin in the last Keeley Hazell post, so I decided to make it up to you with 3 new Keeley posts this week. The first one up is Keeley’s World Cup Rubdown from the latest issue of Zoo. You may remember her last World Cup pictorial in Zoo, but if not you can click here to refresh your memory of the NSFW pics. More of the beautiful Keeley and her amazing 32 E’s tomorrow.

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To see the rest of Keeley's nude pictorial, click on the banner below. In case you forgot to wear your helmet today, the link is NSFW.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell in August 2006 FHM

Flipping, flopping, and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I know it’s only a day after America’s independence from the Brits, but God Bless England for giving us Keeley Hazell. Last time I checked, my list of all the dirty things I want to do to Keeley Hazell, was up to 1,334. After seeing these pictures of her from the August FHM, I will be adding a couple more pages to the list. Sadly those amazing 32E’s and the rest of her naughty parts are all covered up, because these are from the US edition of FHM. Just because the goods are covered up, doesn’t mean that these pictures aren’t worth a long hard look.

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Yes, I know that FHM recycled these old pictures, but there may be one person who hasnt seen them yet, so save your email asshole.

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell Plays Tennis In June's Zoo

Keeping your pimp hand strong for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I wasn’t planning on doing another post tonight, until WWJ’s own Internet Gansta, Tim sent in these pictures of Keeley Hazell in June's Zoo. So once again her 32 E’s have bumped the HBOTD’s I had planned till later in the week, but I honestly doubt you mind. So enjoy Keeley paying tribute to the hot bitches of tennis.

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To see the rest of Keeley and those amazing 32E's click on the HBOTD banner below. Yes Einstein, Boobies=NSFW²

HBOTD - Keeley Hazell In and Out of Black Lingerie HQ pictures

Flipping, flopping, and serving hoes like flapjacks for over 30 years, it’s the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. Well I had two HBOTD’s lined up and both have been bumped, so I could bring you these amazing HQ pictures of Keeley Hazell. Each time new pictures of her come out, I fall deeper in love with her and those heavenly 32 E’s . I am sure she already has one, but I would pay to be her bitch for a day. I am seriously thinking of moving to England, because it is just too hard to stalk someone when they live in another country. Despite my undying love for her, I am contemplating suing her for giving me tennis elbow, so if any lawyers are interested in taken up my case, send me an email. Remember these pictures are HQ, so if you have a slow connection they may take awhile to load, but trust me it is worth the wait.

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Since the rest of the pictures are NSFW and I would get a ton of heat for posting them here,you are going to have to click on the HBOTD picture at the botttom to see the T&A

HBOTD - Keeley Hazel and the World Cup

We here at WWJ know it’s hard out there for a pimp, when you’re trying to get the money for the rent, for the Cadillac’s and for gas money spent. That’s why we keep your pimp hand strong by bringing you the WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. I had planned on posting these pictures Friday to kick off the WWJ’s HBOTD World Cup Match Ups, but I held off hoping to come across some better scans or HQ pics. Sadly I didn’t find any and I feel it’s not right for me not to share yet another amazing set of Keeley Hazell pictures. Thanks once again to WWJ’s Internet Gansta, for being prompt and sending in these pictures over a week ago. One day I will get my shit together and not wait a week to post the great stuff he finds. The much anticipated WWJ’s HBOTD World Cup Match Ups will hopefully begin tomorrow.

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To see one more picture of Keeley releasing those wonderful 32 E's from that tiny shirt, click on the HBOTD banner. Just in case you have to wear a helmet when you go outside BOOBS = NSFW.

Keeley Hazell In Lingerie - HBOTD Banner Inspiration

I have had a ton of people ask me, and by a ton of people I mean two, who is that fine piece of ass in the new HBOTD banner? Well I spent several days researching the thousands of pictures in my vast collection of spank worthy material, just to find the perfect girl for the new banner. After the smoke cleared and the tissues dried, Keeley Hazell and her amazing 32 E’s stood out as the perfect choice. Now I give you the inspiration for the new banner, HQ pictures of Keeley in some sexy lingerie.

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Who better then Keeley to greet you each time you visit WWJ's HBOTD. Ok Bea Arthur would be a close second..I'll give you that


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Hot Bitch of the Day - Keeley Hazel Nude in June FHM

Before I leave for the weekend, I figured I had just enough time to post up one more WWJ Hot Bitch of the Day. My buddy Tim has been bugging me for months to do a post on Keeley Hazel, but since everyone has seen all the pictures of her the net has to offer, I waited until some more surfaced. Last week some new pictures of her finally came my way, but I was lazy and didn’t post them right away and I am sure everyone has seen them by now. If you have seen them already, congratulations you get to see them again, but if by some chance you’re a moron and complain about me posting hot nude pictures of Keeley that have already made there way around the net and back again, then guess what buddy, your gay and might want to come out of the closet. For those of you that do prefer taco’s over sausage, enjoy Keeley and her amazing 32E’s.

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Click on the HBOTD picture to see the NSFW pictures of Keeley showing off those lovely 32E's

Hot Bitch of the Day - Special Edition

This post should have been done in December along with every other “Best of 2005”, but thanks to Modblog sucking more ass then Clay Aiken and me being lazy, it took till mid February to finally get it finished. So here is your 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of The Day All Stars.

10. Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner worth a damn had a big year. You couldn’t get away from her songs and unlike that fucking Bananas song from Gwen Stefani, Kelly’s songs were actually decent. Kelly has lost a lot of the weight she had on American Idol and has moved out of the chubby girl you’d bang if you were drunk category and into the yeah Id hit that category. She is not the hottest and she still has some baby fat, but another year in the gym and some breast implants and you will be begging to knock the bottom out of it.
Best Feature – hazel eyes









9. Keeley Hazell

She is really higher on my list, but not many people here in the states know of this bombshell. Keeley is one of many big breasted girls that graces the pages of the UK’s FHM and Maxims. What makes her stand out besides her natural 32E is unlike the other hot girls the UK is pumping out she doesn’t look like a complete whore. You could take this girl home and your Mom would approve until your Dad gave her an extremely long hug.
Best Feature – her 32E personality








8. Jennifer Wilbanks AKA The Runaway Bride

Ok so she isn’t hot, she has those psycho peepers and the bitch is just plain crazy, but there are a couple things that land her on the list. She got a lot of money from her TV and book deals, has a decent fake rack and she likes to travel. Remember she made up the story about being forced into a threesome with a Mexican and a white girl. Now this means deep down she is a freak in the bed and would be willing to do anything. Maybe I am weird but the multicolor towel over her face is a turn on and also very handy. You’ll never have to worry about fumbling in the dark for a quick clean up again.
Best Feature – Towel covering her psycho peepers




Honorable mention goes to another news diva of 2005 Terri Schivao cause who doesnt love a loud moaner




7. Lois Griffin

One of the biggest comebacks of the year was that of Family Guy, so I have no choice but to include Lois Griffin in the list. She may be animated, but you can’t say you haven’t thought about it at least once. Granted her voice could kill an erection powered by a bottle of Viagra, but we know from the show that she is a complete freak and we here at WWJ admire that quality in a woman. Plus she is married to a fat man, which means she has low standards and would be easy to land. She is no Ariel or Jessica Rabbit but this red head MILF will make you want to eat some red carpet.
Best Feature – Low standards









6. Jessica Simpson

Her role as Daisy Duke helped make a whole new generation of adolescent boys achieve their first awkward moment. Despite being one of the worst songs of the year, the video for These Boots Were Made for Walkin actually made the song sound good. The once proud virgin transformed into one of Hollywood’s biggest sluts in 2005. Rumors of her divorce and her romps with the cast of Jackass dominated magazine covers for months. She is now single and out to make up for lost time by banging any D list star she comes across. I never thought I had a chance with Jessica Simpson until she started screwing WWJ look a like and Maroon 5 front man, Adam Levine. I can now die a happy man knowing that I had a chance to donkey punch Jessica Simpson.
Best Feature – Daisy Dukes

















5. Jennifer Anniston

Despite not doing anything worth remembering since the end of Friends, Jennifer is somehow still one of the top stars in Hollywood. She made headlines when Brad Pitt dumped her ass for Angelina Jolie and showed up on a million web sites when her unflattering topless sunbathing pictures made their second go round. She is on the rebound and has extremely low standards. This is evident from her new boyfriend insomniac Vince Vaughn. So why the hell did I even put her on the list and this high? The only reason was her headlights. Obviously the set of Friends was extremely cold as she was always running around with her high beams on. Ever since I first noticed her pokies I have been under their spell even after seeing the topless photos.
Best Feature – Always leaving her headlights on








4. Lisa from Team America

Lisa is the blonde bombshell that took a Dirty Sanchez in the years best sex scene. Sure she looks similar to a blow up doll and is only about a foot tall, but after a couple drinks I am sure it would be just like that midget I hooked up with in 98. Plus all the strings that make her move can easily be used to tie her up if you’re into that kind of thing.
Best Feature – Into Donkey Punching and Dirty Sanchez







3. Anne Hathaway

. Anne Hathaway the innocent looking actress from the Princess Diaries stepped away from her goody girl image to appear topless in not one but two movies last year. I got a copy of Havoc the day it came out, but even a topless Anne getting rear ended isn’t enough to lure me to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am just stoked I no longer have to steal my 6 year old cousins copy of The Princess Diaries to rub one off. Thank you Barbara Kopple for casting lil miss Anne in Havoc.
Best Feature - Inner Slut










2. Jessica Alba
The sexy Latina had one of the best years in Hollywood. Her and her bikini saved the horrid film Into The Blue from being a straight to the bargain bin DVD to a number one movie. Now that Into the Blue is on DVD I can finally give my copy of Honey a rest. She also recently became the front runner in the 2006 WWJ Cock Tease of the Year Award by appearing on the cover of Playboy, but not posing nude.
Best Feature – Da Budunkadunk






















1. Angelina Jolie
The husband stealing, world saving, foreign kid adopting temptress is the undisputed 2005 WWJ Hot Bitch of the Year. Besides having the best set of DSLs in Hollywood, Angelina also has the world’s most powerful vagina. She used it to lure Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Anniston. She is quite possible the most desired person in the world, as even the ladies want to get a hold of her according to some polls. Her vagina is so powerful that she could turn most gay man straight. So congrats to you and your powerful vagina Angelina. Hope you finally giving birth to your own kid doesn’t make it lose its power.
Best Feature – DSLs














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